Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

I've been stressed lately and feeling the itch to ban someone. This is the clear winner.

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memememememememememememememememmememeemememememe

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I never saw this coming. Villain was ~70/10/.5

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls, CO calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (9.40 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP3 calls, CO calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (6.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP3 folds, CO calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (9.70 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, UTG+1 calls.

Final Pot: 11.70 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 3c 3s (three of a kind, threes).
Hero has Ad Jd (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 11.70 BB. </font>

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he put you on AK

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I've been stressed lately and feeling the itch to ban someone. This is the clear winner.

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I wonder who has made the most donk posts lately [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]?

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he put you on AK

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Yeah obviously no point in raising since Hero will just dump it. So I play like villain.

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I have a question about settings (I think). When the NC thread, or really any thread gets to about 150 or 200 posts it begins to widen past my screen width so its very hard to follow. Is there a setting somewhere I can use to correct this?

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I have a question about settings (I think). When the NC thread, or really any thread gets to about 150 or 200 posts it begins to widen past my screen width so its very hard to follow. Is there a setting somewhere I can use to correct this?

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Isn't that just because someone posted a big image?

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I don't think so because the more posts it gets the wider it gets. At about 400 or so I kind of give up on it.

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I don't think so because the more posts it gets the wider it gets. At about 400 or so I kind of give up on it.

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This is interesting. You must get an answer before this thread hits the 400 mark. But in order to do so u must post and receive replies. Quite a dilemma.

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memememememememememememememememmememeemememememe

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banned.

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lol. X is actually banned. nice. Ive got my urge to ban kinda released with that daily watch spammer doing his thang during my shift but banning a spammer just isnt the same so Im jumping on board the bantrain. The next person to do a memememememe gets the same ban X got.

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1st ever NL hand and see! much better there! What do you think about the bet sizes?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">UTG ($2.55)</font>
MP1 ($2.51)
MP2 ($5.18)
CO ($1.76)
Button ($0.82)
SB ($4.98)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($1.50)</font>

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.02, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.06</font>, UTG calls $0.04.

Flop: ($0.13) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.2</font>, UTG calls $0.20.

Turn: ($0.53) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, Hero calls $0.24 (All-In).

River: ($3.01) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $3.01

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5c 5s (full house, fives full of tens).
UTG has 6h As (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $3.01. UTG wins $0.76. </font>

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Ulkis,

bet sizes really stink. if it were memememememmememe playing, I'd have bet 0.13 on flop, and 0.40 on the turn/ and pushed with resistance.

but I suck at NL and have never studied it at alllll.

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I don't think so because the more posts it gets the wider it gets. At about 400 or so I kind of give up on it.

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Are you viewing in threaded rather than flat mode?

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Well keep on flopping sets and hitting full houses and you should have a long and wonderful career in NL.

Very sweet. My first live game I turned a set and did quite well too....its quite a rush.

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SMURF man I haven't talked to you in forever! How's it goin my friend?!!?

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I can't even remember when my set was good in LHE, and cannot even remember when I made a boat...LHE must be rigged.

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Heya man what you got banned on your old moniker or something? Here I am looking for str8fish posts and they all gone.

Good to see you are still here.

Hopefully I am back for awhile so I can nit out some more.

Just want to thank you personally here and Mr. Wook for the help in 6 max.

I can't wait to get more training from you guys with H/U. When the heck is MicroHula coming? And speaking of which when do we get part two of your H/U dictum?

Too busy doctoring I guess [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Ulkis,

bet sizes really stink. if it were memememememmememe playing, I'd have bet 0.13 on flop, and 0.40 on the turn/ and pushed with resistance.

but I suck at NL and have never studied it at alllll.

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I dont think that you need to bet the full pot on the flop. A bet of about 2/3 to 3/4 of the pot should achieve the same objective.

So, I would have bet 0.08 on the flop. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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I've been stressed lately and feeling the itch to ban someone. This is the clear winner.

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No poker and no beer makes Wookie something something...

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Smurf, as soon as my life settles I'll try to get back into poker. I still have Tyler's HU history on my desktop waiting to be completed from the last HULA match. He asked me to look through it and I've been trying to get to it forever. Another HULA match would be awesome though... i might have to come back to poker for one of those. Keep me informed!

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I still have Tyler's HU history on my desktop waiting to be completed from the last HULA match. He asked me to look through it and I've been trying to get to it forever.

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i did? uh, cool, i guess.

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The next person to do a memememememe gets the same ban X got.

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Intriguing, what ban did he get?

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Ulkis,

bet sizes really stink. if it were memememememmememe playing, I'd have bet 0.13 on flop, and 0.40 on the turn/ and pushed with resistance.


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close enough. banned. cya later this evening at about the same time as X <font color="white"> or earlier if Str8fish rises from the ashes </font>

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I don't think so because the more posts it gets the wider it gets. At about 400 or so I kind of give up on it.

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Try using "Vertically Flat" rather than horizontally.

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And I haven't talked to you in forever!!
BTW you do not suck at NL
I suck at NL
Therefore I brilliantly decided to try it again last month
The following is a succint summary of my awesome NL career.
This should cheer you up upon your return from your humiliating bandome...

http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/...Lm_0208871.jpg

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Ulkis,

bet sizes really stink. if it were memememememmememe playing, I'd have bet 0.13 on flop, and 0.40 on the turn/ and pushed with resistance.


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close enough. banned. cya later this evening at about the same time as X <font color="white"> or earlier if Str8fish rises from the ashes </font>

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I've created a monster!!! Buahahahhahhahaha!

http://www.lancs.ac.uk/depts/philoso...nkenstein1.jpg

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Freeee Xyloc... oh wait...

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2818/procrasgd5.png

[censored] nevermind.

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Graph of the year.

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And I haven't talked to you in forever!!
BTW you do not suck at NL
I suck at NL
Therefore I brilliantly decided to try it again last month
The following is a succint summary of my awesome NL career.
This should cheer you up upon your return from your humiliating bandome...

http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/...Lm_0208871.jpg

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Did you get that book I told you about on Facebook?

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he put you on AK

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Yeah obviously no point in raising since Hero will just dump it. So I play like villain.

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no point in raising a turned set?

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he put you on AK

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Yeah obviously no point in raising since Hero will just dump it. So I play like villain.

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no point in raising a turned set?

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No, there isn't. DUCY?

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I've been stressed lately and feeling the itch to ban someone. This is the clear winner.

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I love the juxtaposition of:

the last few posts in the last NC
the title of this new NC
the content your ornery post
the new digest with a link to old NC

this all adds up to you self-banning IMO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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he put you on AK

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Yeah obviously no point in raising since Hero will just dump it. So I play like villain.

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no point in raising a turned set?

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No, there isn't. DUCY?

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um..not really...seeing as I just hit my 2-outer, I'm going to get some more value out of it vs hero's AT+, A9s+, 77+, KQ, KJ, etc. Not that I play anywhere remotely like villain preflop and flop...

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I've been stressed lately and feeling the itch to ban someone. This is the clear winner.

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I love the juxtaposition of:

the last few posts in the last NC
the title of this new NC
the content your ornery post
the new digest with a link to old NC

this all adds up to you self-banning IMO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Ban.

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he put you on AK

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Yeah obviously no point in raising since Hero will just dump it. So I play like villain.

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no point in raising a turned set?

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No, there isn't. DUCY?

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um..not really...seeing as I just hit my 2-outer, I'm going to get some more value out of it vs hero's AT+, A9s+, 77+, KQ, KJ, etc. Not that I play anywhere remotely like villain preflop and flop...

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You obv didn't put hero on AK.

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I must say I went squee a little bit when I saw the title, my first NC title (I think, I say a lot of crap).

Who else has been banned? Anyone?

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I believe I may have started all this [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I suggest 7 day ban for Julio to calm down and think about his recent overly cheerful posting style, and insta-ban for any multiple hand-postings.