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Dave I 03-16-2007 09:47 PM

LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
Final shoot of triple shootout for the Sunday Million. 2 get a seat. I rather stick toothpicks in my nut sack than play another one of these [censored] jokes.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t25/t50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t910
UTG+1: t2255
CO: t675
Button: t1595
Dave: t1835
BB: t1730

Pre-flop: (6 players) Dave is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t50 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t75)</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Dave raises to t150</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 calls t100 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t250)</font>.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t350, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Dave bets t350</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in t2105</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Dave calls all-in t1335</font>.
Uncalled bets: t420 returned to UTG+1.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t3720, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3720)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t3720, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3720)


Results:
Final pot: t3720
<font color="blue">Dave showed Ad Ah</font>
<font color="blue">UTG+1 showed 8c Kc</font>

ShipitFMA 03-16-2007 09:55 PM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
Your PF raise is abysmal. Other than that nm you can do sir

Dave I 03-16-2007 10:01 PM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
[ QUOTE ]
Your PF raise is abysmal.

[/ QUOTE ]

BLAH BLAH CHOW MEOW

LET FOCUS ON HOW I JUST WASTED $2.20 AND 2 HOURS ON THIS [censored]! DO YOU REALIZE I ALREADY SPENT THE 100K I WAS GOING TO WIN ON SUNDAY EVEN BEFORE THE TURN FELL???????

Sk00l4m3nts 03-16-2007 10:10 PM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
sorry dude.

sefaje 03-16-2007 10:11 PM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
does sticking toothpicks in your nutsack give you a 1/108 shot at the sunday million

Sk00l4m3nts 03-16-2007 10:19 PM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
[ QUOTE ]
does sticking toothpicks in your nutsack give you a 1/108 shot at the sunday million

[/ QUOTE ]
It's higher than that assuming you are a better than average player. amirite?

Dave I 03-18-2007 02:49 AM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
I SAID LOL SHOOT A MENTS

shootaa 03-18-2007 05:44 AM

Re: LOL SHOOTAMENTS
 
lol @ wasting $2 being a beat


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