People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

Stars 73+7 to the $650 PCA. (I won, go me!).

4 seats. Two final table hands. Same two villains played both hands. Same guy lost both hands. Which one did he play worse?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB (t6677)
BB (t12335)
UTG (t5303)
MP1 (t12050)
Hero (t14545)
CO (t9215)
Button (t2875)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t6652</font>, BB calls t6252.

Flop: (t13054) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t13054) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t13054) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t13054

Results below:
SB has As Jc (two pair, aces and queens).
BB has 2d Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: SB wins t13054.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button (t13479)
SB (t10033)
BB (t14650)
Hero (t13395)
MP (t7403)
CO (t4040)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t1800</font>, SB calls t1500, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (t3550) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t1200</font>, Button calls t1200.

Turn: (t5950) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t3000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t7200</font>, SB calls t3983 (All-In).

River: (t20133) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t20133

Results below:
SB has Kd As (high card, ace).
Button has Jc Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Button wins t20133.

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

AK was worse because he had 3 streets to exhibit his ability. Wow, just wow.

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

Eh...lol sataments?

Wow, that's even worse than usual. I'm in awe.

The call in hand 1 is obviously horrible, but the way he mangled hand 2 postflop is just...amazing.

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

It wasn't nearly as bad, but early in the final table, the monster chip leader (he had like 20K, second was 10K), raised with 88 and called my push (with JJ) for ~7500.

I was 4th or 5th out of 8 at the time, doubled up to chip lead and folded from there while everyone else kamikazed each other. The other big stacks were calling raises, in every pot, ...

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

I was in a sat once where at the FT guy had like a 2.5x chip lead on the next closest stack 9 left 7 get seats and he donked out before the seat lol. Dont remember exact hands but he literally raised or shoved like every hand for 16 straight or something.

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

The 2nd hand is leaps and bounds worse.

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

That's why sats are awwwwwwwwwweeeesssssssommmmmeee.

Course, sometimes you're gonna get knocked out because some assclown wants to be a kingmaker and calls you with his A3o and hits a 3 outer to send you and your KK to the rail. However, it is my belief that a knowledgeable player benefits from this much more than he is hurt by it.

By looking at the stack sizes, he wasn't completely in the clear in Hand 1, but he definitely shouldn't have been calling half his stack with that [censored].

Re: People are soooooooo bad at sats (LC). Two hands
 

Wow, this happens ALL the time in the micro $3R sats I play for $T, I had no idea that people willing to pay $80 for a $650 event would do the same things.

Yeah, second hand is worse.