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Another bump because it deserves it.

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Awesome. The OP definately has vote for first ballot the troll hall of fame.

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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Apparently, you're supposed to send a box of Hitler Oats to Father Colonial Writhe? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I know Myrtle, and she is still very concerned as to the whereabouts of her carborundum. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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This should be a sticky

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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You have to be antisemetic.

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The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey

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OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.

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Thank you, thank you. I felt it was worth bumping again.

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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

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I would imagine so, yes. I hope you aren't jewish.

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Not MARCH anymore, but the code is still valid.

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Not MARCH anymore, but the code is still valid.

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Where do I enter the code?? PLZ HELP ASAP [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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carriage honda pliers

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Anyone know where I can get a pair of these? My car broke down [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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AWESOME

Thank you for bumping this thread, it is my absolute favorite one EVER

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I got all excited without thinking that 'wait a sec...this is Oct'

Been a long time since I've seen this thread and yet I still remember it as if it was yesterday.

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Is there any way we can rename this famous thread, so that when it gets mentioned or bumped in the future, people don't click on it thinking OMG OMG Stars finally came out with another bonus YES YES YES!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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That was the original intent of the thread

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seriously guys..

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SHY TO [censored] WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

oatmeal automate father colonial writhe.
cyclic deviant winery lithograph scapular. expedition finance physik?
wash implore carborundum myrtle. kinesthesis mug back. too return lunchtime?
lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,
agreeable stillwater stereoscopy. osgood appropriate biconnected clarendon aries

winifred,

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This looks like the mad ravings of a spam email artist turned serial killer just before he goes out for a fresh murderous killing spree. Writing too much of that random text to sneak by those spam filters will do that to a person.

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Is there any way we can rename this famous thread, so that when it gets mentioned or bumped in the future, people don't click on it thinking OMG OMG Stars finally came out with another bonus YES YES YES!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hmm -

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Poker Stars reload MARCH

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What month is it now? August? September? November? Gotta be something like that.

And this is, no doubt, the best thread ever posted on 2+2.

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This is one of my favorite threads, and it's at least in part due to the KingMedicine's first response being "you do make some good points."

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I'm just sad that I never got to see Winifred's other post.

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blah this thread. I dont get it.

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This is one of my favorite threads, and it's at least in part due to the KingMedicine's first response being "you do make some good points."

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haha, i forgot about this gem of a thread. it just keeps giving.

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I found this thread after using the search function. At first, I thought this post would contain some information on how to restore the cottonwood churchyard helicopter that my grandfather left me in his will. I am unsatisfied.

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bump bump

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The churchyard helicopter doesn't seem to be in the FPP store and I didn't get one when depositing. I'll have to email support.

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I found this thread after using the search function. At first, I thought this post would contain some information on how to restore the cottonwood churchyard helicopter that my grandfather left me in his will. I am unsatisfied.

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Flush, then reboot the flux capacitor.

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Read the post again carefully. Are you sure the churchyard helicopter bonus isn't for antisemites only?

What I want to know is how to get that male enhancement bonus! THREE more inches, baby!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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can I stack this? whats the playthrough?

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yes you could stack this last march, didn't you read OP?

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Anyone know when in March this bonus goes live?

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Anyone know when in March this bonus goes live?

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Didn't you read the OP?

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SHY TO [censored] WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

oatmeal automate father colonial writhe.
cyclic deviant winery lithograph scapular. expedition finance physik?
wash implore carborundum myrtle. kinesthesis mug back. too return lunchtime?
lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,
agreeable stillwater stereoscopy. osgood appropriate biconnected clarendon aries

winifred,

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could this be some sort of code? I tried the first letter of each word that didnt go anywhere

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could this be some sort of code? I tried the first letter of each word that didnt go anywhere

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Of course it is! You gave up way too soon. Keep searching for the key. Riches await you!

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Only 1.5 months till this bonus goes live folks!

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thank god you bumped it

i love this thread

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10/10 would read again

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Why do I LOL everytime I see this?

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So frustrating.