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Re: Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

You know what I've noticed about most TAGs? They're lazy. They play predictable, lazy, straight forward poker. It's those 26/15/2 guys. You can tell they have at least read a bit about poker, but they still mostly think about their own hands. You know what Ed said about not being able to trust information in poker? These guys are the exception. People like to have systems and that's that these guys have. It takes maybe 50 hands before you can basically call their hands before the river in every pot.

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You know what I've noticed about most TAGs? They're lazy. They play predictable, lazy, straight forward poker. It's those 26/15/2 guys. You can tell they have at least read a bit about poker, but they still mostly think about their own hands. You know what Ed said about not being able to trust information in poker? These guys are the exception. People like to have systems and that's that these guys have. It takes maybe 50 hands before you can basically call their hands before the river in every pot.

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I don't know why, but posts like these always make me laugh

Whats everyones obsession with knocking these guys? Who cares? Even if they are predictable, I'd still much rather find a table that isn't saturated with them. Plus, we're all probably guilty of paying these guys off in hopeless situations just so we can come whine on an internet forum about how bad we run against the cookie cutter luckboxes

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You know what I've noticed about most TAGs? They're lazy. They play predictable, lazy, straight forward poker. It's those 26/15/2 guys. You can tell they have at least read a bit about poker, but they still mostly think about their own hands. You know what Ed said about not being able to trust information in poker? These guys are the exception. People like to have systems and that's that these guys have. It takes maybe 50 hands before you can basically call their hands before the river in every pot.

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I don't know why, but posts like these always make me laugh

Whats everyones obsession with knocking these guys? Who cares? Even if they are predictable, I'd still much rather find a table that isn't saturated with them. Plus, we're all probably guilty of paying these guys off in hopeless situations just so we can come whine on an internet forum about how bad we run against the cookie cutter luckboxes

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That wasn't a whine post. Why would you pay these guys off? The thing that makes me laugh is how much I have spewed against these guys in the past when they are basically set up to let me play perfect poker.

Edit: FMP -

Re: Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

I will not go on monkey tilt playing morons heads up
I will not go on monkey tilt playing morons heads up
I will not go on monkey tilt playing morons heads up
I will not go on monkey tilt playing morons heads up
I will not go on monkey tilt playing morons heads up

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) yourface is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
yourface raises, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
BB bets, yourface raises, BB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, yourface raises, BB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.5BB
BB shows 4D 5H 
yourface shows 6C KC 

ASLFASJKFHKSAJLHFLKSAJHfksjafhla diediediediedie

Re: Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

argh I screwed up again today and played a solid HU regular @ 10/20 for 3.5 hours..

Most insane 10/20 swing ive ever experienced.
I dropped -2700$, almost my entire roll on pokeroom within the first 250 hands or so.. (my w@SD% was 39).. And was getting outplayed on top of it.
I was tilting towards the last 500, but he was reading my play really really well.

Next 250 hands, I boomswitched and won 2000$ before he quit.. I made a lot of solid adjustments so I was also playing much better (noticed tendencies that he was exploiting me with, and he didnt re-readjust).

He was hand reading better than me through most of it, but my relentless attacking gave me a slight edge too.

I think throughout the course of the match I was outplayed.. But I know if we played another 5-6 hours I would have gained the edge.

Had a 6-max hand today that id put in my top 50 favorite online hands:
Partially cause I busted two people in the process.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, Button raises, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6SB, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, SB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, Button raises all-in $41, SB calls, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (13.1BB, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: 13.1BB)
SB is all-in $3, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13.3BB
SB showed Ts 9c
Button showed Ah Th 
Hero showed 4h 6h

Re: Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

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Nice suckout, fish.

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Hey, I had a gutshot too! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I just got an idea for a horror movie today, based on a previous conversation we had and my day today.

A 20 year old kid has to play a 1000BB limit hold em freeze out against a clone of himself and win, or he goes broke/family murdered etc..

After going on a 400BB downswing after almost winning, his brain explodes ala scanners.. The end.

Re: Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

That's kind of like Zelda 2 when you fight your shadow at the end. that [censored] is hard

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Jesus.

Of course he instaleaves after taking this pot.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises, MP calls, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, MP calls, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, MP calls, Hero caps, UTG calls, MP calls.

Turn: (9.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP calls.

River: (12.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP raises, Hero calls, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 17.25 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Th 6h (straight, ten high).
MP has Kc 8d (full house, eights full of sevens).
Outcome: MP wins 17.25 BB. 

2 hands later:

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 8c Qd (two pair, queens and eights).
Hero has Ah Qh (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins 10 BB. 

I feel a tilt/spew session coming on.

Re: Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

NL tilts me so [censored] much it makes me do retarded [censored] like this. 100% sure he had KT and just shoved because he knows I never have a goddamn thing IJSPTF

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $54.95
CO: $50
Button: $47.95
Hero: $91.50
BB: $239.75

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.5, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3, 2 players)
Hero bets $3, BB raises to $9, Hero raises to $28, BB raises all-in $238.25, Hero folds.
Uncalled bets: $210.25 returned to BB.

Results:
Final pot: $59