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iHateDonkbets 11-17-2007 04:39 AM

Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
Beat:
This bitch is killing me. Ive bin trying to get in her pantiez for almost 12 hours now but she is the worst pantie nit ever.
I give her wine, make dinner look at the freakin stars with her and give her compliments but it is just not freakin good enough.

Brag: U will recieve $20 on FTP if u hump her.

Variance: Think im in love

So this is the girl:

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c.../datetitle.jpg

And heres where u can meet her:

Virtually date Ariane

So, as i said:
If you get to have sexytime with her you will be rewarded $20 on FTP.
You will recieve an aditional $10 for every of her friends you hump.

IMPORTANT: You can NOT just come here and said "lolz i owned her"
U have to post a screenshot of the actual sexy time.

So men; go own the biatch. plz

JokersAttack 11-17-2007 04:46 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
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Mr.JR 11-17-2007 04:50 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
1 - click her body to enter the house

2 - click the book on the right to say something funny

3 - click her eyes to compliment her eyes

4 - click HER right cheek to kiss her cheek

5 - click the left side of the room to go somewhere else

6 - click the kitchen

7 - click the fridge to get steaks for dinner

8 - click the bottle of wine on the left

9 - click on the grill to wait for the steaks

10 - click her wine glass

11 - click her plate

12 - click her wine glass

13 - click her face to talk to her

14 - click her chest to compliment her

15 - click anywhere to go somewhere else

16 - click her jeep on the right side

17 - click her jeep again to go for a drive

18 - click the gas station on the right to get gas

19 - click the pumps on the left to fill up

20 - click anywhere to hit the road

21 - click the left side to go to the outskirts of town

22 - click straight ahead to continue to lookout point

23 - click anywhere to get out of the jeep

24 - click anywhere to enjoy the view

25 - click anywhere to ask to take her picture

26 - click her to take a snapshot

27 - click her body to ask her to take a modeling pose

28 - click her face to compliment her

29 - click her chest to ask for a sexier pose

30 - click her face to compliment her

31 - click her chest to ask her to pose topless

32 - click her face to compliment her

33 - click her body to ask her to be less modest

34 - click her face to compliment her

35 - click her pants to ask her to take them off

36 - click the back of her head to compliment her

37 - click her butt to ask her to pose in her underwear

38 - click her face to compliment her

39 - click her body to ask her to pose

40 - click her face to compliment her

41 - click her chest to make her feel comfortable

42 - click her face to compliment her

43 - click her body to ask her to pose on the car

44 - click her face to compliment her

45 - click her body to ask for something more erotic

46 - click her face to compliment her

47 - click her body to ask for backside n00dz

48 - click her face to compliment her

49 - click her ass to ask for a boob shot

50 - click her face to compliment her

51 - click her boobs to ask her to touch her ladymeat

52 - click her face to say there's only one picture left

53 - click her ladymeat to take your pants off

54 - click her face to compliment

Nonfiction 11-17-2007 04:52 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q...0SS/tobed5.jpg

Nonfiction 11-17-2007 04:53 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
nonfictional on ftp if this thread isn't a joke

iHateDonkbets 11-17-2007 04:56 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q...0SS/tobed5.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

$ shipped.

How???????

iHateDonkbets 11-17-2007 04:58 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
[ QUOTE ]
1 - click her body to enter the house

2 - click the book on the right to say something funny

3 - click her eyes to compliment her eyes

4 - click HER right cheek to kiss her cheek

5 - click the left side of the room to go somewhere else

6 - click the kitchen

7 - click the fridge to get steaks for dinner

8 - click the bottle of wine on the left

9 - click on the grill to wait for the steaks

10 - click her wine glass

11 - click her plate

12 - click her wine glass

13 - click her face to talk to her

14 - click her chest to compliment her

15 - click anywhere to go somewhere else

16 - click her jeep on the right side

17 - click her jeep again to go for a drive

18 - click the gas station on the right to get gas

19 - click the pumps on the left to fill up

20 - click anywhere to hit the road

21 - click the left side to go to the outskirts of town

22 - click straight ahead to continue to lookout point

23 - click anywhere to get out of the jeep

24 - click anywhere to enjoy the view

25 - click anywhere to ask to take her picture

26 - click her to take a snapshot

27 - click her body to ask her to take a modeling pose

28 - click her face to compliment her

29 - click her chest to ask for a sexier pose

30 - click her face to compliment her

31 - click her chest to ask her to pose topless

32 - click her face to compliment her

33 - click her body to ask her to be less modest

34 - click her face to compliment her

35 - click her pants to ask her to take them off

36 - click the back of her head to compliment her

37 - click her butt to ask her to pose in her underwear

38 - click her face to compliment her

39 - click her body to ask her to pose

40 - click her face to compliment her

41 - click her chest to make her feel comfortable

42 - click her face to compliment her

43 - click her body to ask her to pose on the car

44 - click her face to compliment her

45 - click her body to ask for something more erotic

46 - click her face to compliment her

47 - click her body to ask for backside n00dz

48 - click her face to compliment her

49 - click her ass to ask for a boob shot

50 - click her face to compliment her

51 - click her boobs to ask her to touch her ladymeat

52 - click her face to say there's only one picture left

53 - click her ladymeat to take your pants off

54 - click her face to compliment

[/ QUOTE ]

LOLLLL tyty

Bikini Wax 11-17-2007 04:59 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
[censored] all i can do is get her shirt off

iHateDonkbets 11-17-2007 05:00 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
[ QUOTE ]
[censored] all i can do is get her shirt off

[/ QUOTE ]

It tilted me. Now i cant play poker for atleast 5 hrs.

Bikini Wax 11-17-2007 05:07 AM

Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
 
[censored] I GOT A [censored]


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