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goodsamaritan 05-17-2007 10:21 AM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had
 
Sorry, but I promised fluffpop I wouldn't tell.

TomE. 05-17-2007 11:49 AM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had
 
I'll be terribly disappointed if I've already had it.

otnemem 05-17-2007 11:58 AM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had?
 
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Fourth of July in Chicago. I'm like 18. My Dad's a hotshot lawyer and his office is in a skyscraper that overlooks Grant Park where they are shooting off fireworks. Plenty of friends, family and co-workers circulating the office. My gf and I went to play cards (gin rummy was the only game she'd play) in my Dad's boss's office. We decided that the loser would give the winner head. I won. Two minutes later, she was on the floor with her pants off and I nailed her. I pulled out and came on the backside of a couch cushion in my Dad's boss's office. We zipped up, and a minute later my Dad came in to tell us that dinner was ready.

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Who pulls out and cums on the back of a couch cushion? What did you do, pull the cushion down away from the couch, turn to it, and unload? This doesn't sound good at all. It sounds terrible.

oddjob 05-17-2007 11:58 AM

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Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped?

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what do you mean thought?

otnemem 05-17-2007 12:05 PM

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Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped?

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what do you mean thought?

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el oh el

pokerbobo 05-17-2007 12:26 PM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had?
 
This one time at band camp..... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]


In Prison [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


With your Mom.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

HugoM 05-17-2007 12:28 PM

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what is the movie where they ask this question, guy 1 talks about raping another boy when he was young and guy 2 talks about screwing guy 1's wife?

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Your Friends and Neighbours (1998) directed by Neil LaBute

kyro 05-17-2007 12:30 PM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had?
 
The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

traz 05-17-2007 12:38 PM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had?
 
Kyro's not joking, he was throwing dem bows

oddjob 05-17-2007 12:40 PM

Re: What is the best sex you\'ve ever had?
 
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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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roofies works better


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