Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?
 

Pot...pot...pot...

It captures Pot Limit Omaha better than any bad NL hold em scene ever.

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u have too much time, go play some tourneys or hit on some chicks.

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[ QUOTE ]
I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think

------ Opening ------

(Intro music plays)

Listen here's the thing
If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon
Then tell him to manage his bankroll

------ WSOP ------

(Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite)

Damon: Johnny [censored] chan!
Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino
Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding
Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand
Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up....
Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike

(Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him)

------ Outside the WSOP ------

Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim
Damon: You told me a lot of things
Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead.

(Damon puts the gun to his head)

Damon: Joey
Knish: What?
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra.

(Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter)

------ Ending ------

(Outro music plays)

People insist on calling it a skill game
But it doesn't matter how much talent you have
If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD
You're gonna end up broke

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haha this is not bad at all

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[ QUOTE ]
Pot...pot...pot...

It captures Pot Limit Omaha better than any bad NL hold em scene ever.

[/ QUOTE ]

This.....doesn't make any sense.....

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haha i liked the op

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they already had 3 sequels to Rounders, u guys just missed it, its the Bourne trilogy, JAson bourne could not remember his past after a boating accident, so he went online and did some sit n go's, then battled Bob Stupak on the 2nd movie, then finally the latest installment movie, he went headsup with Kathy Liebert and won.

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[ QUOTE ]
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra

[/ QUOTE ]

QFT

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[ QUOTE ]
I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think

------ Opening ------

(Intro music plays)

Listen here's the thing
If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon
Then tell him to manage his bankroll

------ WSOP ------

(Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite)

Damon: Johnny [censored] chan!
Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino
Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding
Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand
Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up....
Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike

(Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him)

------ Outside the WSOP ------

Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim
Damon: You told me a lot of things
Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead.

(Damon puts the gun to his head)

Damon: Joey
Knish: What?
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra.

(Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter)

------ Ending ------

(Outro music plays)

People insist on calling it a skill game
But it doesn't matter how much talent you have
If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD
You're gonna end up broke

[/ QUOTE ]

solid stuff, lol.

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Law Professor: "I am a Jew."

Michel: "I hate you."

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LOL! Best parody line ever. More racism in Euro-Rounders 2 please.

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would be great if rounders 2 coincided with online poker coming back to US