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The answer to all those questions OOT asks itself daily [ QUOTE ] When I was 23 (4 years ago) I went to the gym quite a bit. My lifting partner and I were pretty buff at that point and looked good (BEEFCAAAAAAKE!). We made fun of everyone else at the gym on a daily basis between ourselves and were horribly mean because we viewed them as inferior. One of the girls that came to the gym had terrible looking frizzy, curly hair, overweight by like 30 pounds, never talked to anyone, and was a rumored lesbian. She looked to be about 21 or 22. We made fun of her constantly. One day as I was leaving the gym I saw her in front of me walking to her car, she got into a brand new Range Rover as I walked to my old Honda. I suddenly saw the light. The next time I saw her at the gym I started talking to her and found out who her stepdad was through conversation. I found out that he bought and sold shopping malls and owned a very well known company in my city. I asked another person at the gym if he knew who she was and he laughed and mentioned how ugly she was and I laughed along with him. Then he told me her family was probably worth in excess of $100 million. I stopped laughing. I grew up poor (750 sq. ft house for 5 kids and parents) and I didn't want to be poor anymore. I launched an all out romantic attack on her, we started going out, she still may have been a lesbain but I didn't care, we eventually moved in together, I still couldn't look at her without cringing, and 2 years later we got married. This woman is now my wife. Beat: I probably married a lesbian Brag: Her parents bought us a $600,000 house in a country club subdivision that he owns for our wedding present and I work for her dad managing part of his real estate portfolio. I'm on salary at $240,000 a year. Her trust fund pays her $8800/month until she's 30 and she will receive a $10 million lump sum on her 30th birthday. He's 73 now and not doing well, the inheritance will be sick since he didn't have any kids on his own due to completely immersing himself in his business his entire life. I love the money, my wife can't cook and she's ugly, but I'm rich. Variance: I married someone that I hate and can't look. My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same thing, swallow your pride and marry the first time for money and the second time for love. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Thats f'ed up DDY. |
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The one about marrying the fat chick for $$$ will not be topped...or will it?
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The one about marrying the fat chick for $$$ will not be topped...or will it? [/ QUOTE ] Bondage and SIIHP/spanking ftw! |
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[ QUOTE ] Long time BBV lurker here, part time poster, My Junior year in High School I started having a sexual relationship with my English Teacher, for the first 3 months or so I would get oral sex from her at least once a week. After this started I stopped doing any work in her class and she gave me a B, she also wrote 3 different research papers for me in High School. My senior year we started having real sex, at least once a week sometimes more for the entire year, we almost got caught a few times and I'm sure people suspected something but never were we officially caught. Since I've gone to college she has wrote at least 5 more 10 page + research papers for me and we still have sex whenever I go home from school. To this day I have told none of my friends about it, and to the best of my knowledge, neither has she. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Pics.
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This thread got really depressing, really fast. More stupid/funny/embarassing less degen plz....
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x-103_kiss.jpg [ QUOTE ] Long time BBV lurker here, part time poster, My Junior year in High School I started having a sexual relationship with my English Teacher, for the first 3 months or so I would get oral sex from her at least once a week. After this started I stopped doing any work in her class and she gave me a B, she also wrote 3 different research papers for me in High School. My senior year we started having real sex, at least once a week sometimes more for the entire year, we almost got caught a few times and I'm sure people suspected something but never were we officially caught. Since I've gone to college she has wrote at least 5 more 10 page + research papers for me and we still have sex whenever I go home from school. To this day I have told none of my friends about it, and to the best of my knowledge, neither has she. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Nice |
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The Internet has been making people lie about themselves since Al Gore invented it [ QUOTE ] I found out about a BBVer (it's the son of a higher up) and have tracked his posts for awhile now. Almost every post he writes is a blatant lie, and the rest are gross exaggerations. He's 5 years younger than he claims to be, obese, lonely, not well-liked and definitely not the 'balla' he claims to be. About the only thing he doesn't lie about is the stakes he plays. I've chosen not to out him to this point because, well, he's got some emotional and psychological issues that he's dealing with, he's young, and I don't want to be the reason for his suicide. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] oh no'z ive been busted |
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