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Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
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This bitch is killing me. Ive bin trying to get in her pantiez for almost 12 hours now but she is the worst pantie nit ever. I give her wine, make dinner look at the freakin stars with her and give her compliments but it is just not freakin good enough. Brag: U will recieve $20 on FTP if u hump her. Variance: Think im in love So this is the girl: http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c.../datetitle.jpg And heres where u can meet her: Virtually date Ariane So, as i said: If you get to have sexytime with her you will be rewarded $20 on FTP. You will recieve an aditional $10 for every of her friends you hump. IMPORTANT: You can NOT just come here and said "lolz i owned her" U have to post a screenshot of the actual sexy time. So men; go own the biatch. plz |
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1 - click her body to enter the house
2 - click the book on the right to say something funny 3 - click her eyes to compliment her eyes 4 - click HER right cheek to kiss her cheek 5 - click the left side of the room to go somewhere else 6 - click the kitchen 7 - click the fridge to get steaks for dinner 8 - click the bottle of wine on the left 9 - click on the grill to wait for the steaks 10 - click her wine glass 11 - click her plate 12 - click her wine glass 13 - click her face to talk to her 14 - click her chest to compliment her 15 - click anywhere to go somewhere else 16 - click her jeep on the right side 17 - click her jeep again to go for a drive 18 - click the gas station on the right to get gas 19 - click the pumps on the left to fill up 20 - click anywhere to hit the road 21 - click the left side to go to the outskirts of town 22 - click straight ahead to continue to lookout point 23 - click anywhere to get out of the jeep 24 - click anywhere to enjoy the view 25 - click anywhere to ask to take her picture 26 - click her to take a snapshot 27 - click her body to ask her to take a modeling pose 28 - click her face to compliment her 29 - click her chest to ask for a sexier pose 30 - click her face to compliment her 31 - click her chest to ask her to pose topless 32 - click her face to compliment her 33 - click her body to ask her to be less modest 34 - click her face to compliment her 35 - click her pants to ask her to take them off 36 - click the back of her head to compliment her 37 - click her butt to ask her to pose in her underwear 38 - click her face to compliment her 39 - click her body to ask her to pose 40 - click her face to compliment her 41 - click her chest to make her feel comfortable 42 - click her face to compliment her 43 - click her body to ask her to pose on the car 44 - click her face to compliment her 45 - click her body to ask for something more erotic 46 - click her face to compliment her 47 - click her body to ask for backside n00dz 48 - click her face to compliment her 49 - click her ass to ask for a boob shot 50 - click her face to compliment her 51 - click her boobs to ask her to touch her ladymeat 52 - click her face to say there's only one picture left 53 - click her ladymeat to take your pants off 54 - click her face to compliment |
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nonfictional on ftp if this thread isn't a joke
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Re: Beat: I can\'t get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..
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1 - click her body to enter the house 2 - click the book on the right to say something funny 3 - click her eyes to compliment her eyes 4 - click HER right cheek to kiss her cheek 5 - click the left side of the room to go somewhere else 6 - click the kitchen 7 - click the fridge to get steaks for dinner 8 - click the bottle of wine on the left 9 - click on the grill to wait for the steaks 10 - click her wine glass 11 - click her plate 12 - click her wine glass 13 - click her face to talk to her 14 - click her chest to compliment her 15 - click anywhere to go somewhere else 16 - click her jeep on the right side 17 - click her jeep again to go for a drive 18 - click the gas station on the right to get gas 19 - click the pumps on the left to fill up 20 - click anywhere to hit the road 21 - click the left side to go to the outskirts of town 22 - click straight ahead to continue to lookout point 23 - click anywhere to get out of the jeep 24 - click anywhere to enjoy the view 25 - click anywhere to ask to take her picture 26 - click her to take a snapshot 27 - click her body to ask her to take a modeling pose 28 - click her face to compliment her 29 - click her chest to ask for a sexier pose 30 - click her face to compliment her 31 - click her chest to ask her to pose topless 32 - click her face to compliment her 33 - click her body to ask her to be less modest 34 - click her face to compliment her 35 - click her pants to ask her to take them off 36 - click the back of her head to compliment her 37 - click her butt to ask her to pose in her underwear 38 - click her face to compliment her 39 - click her body to ask her to pose 40 - click her face to compliment her 41 - click her chest to make her feel comfortable 42 - click her face to compliment her 43 - click her body to ask her to pose on the car 44 - click her face to compliment her 45 - click her body to ask for something more erotic 46 - click her face to compliment her 47 - click her body to ask for backside n00dz 48 - click her face to compliment her 49 - click her ass to ask for a boob shot 50 - click her face to compliment her 51 - click her boobs to ask her to touch her ladymeat 52 - click her face to say there's only one picture left 53 - click her ladymeat to take your pants off 54 - click her face to compliment [/ QUOTE ] LOLLLL tyty |
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[censored] all i can do is get her shirt off
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[censored] all i can do is get her shirt off [/ QUOTE ] It tilted me. Now i cant play poker for atleast 5 hrs. |
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[censored] I GOT A [censored]
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BLO WJOB
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BLO WJOB [/ QUOTE ] Pix plz!? |
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i closed it, i did what he told me to do, at the end i gave her the camera, took my pants off and asked her to grab my rod
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ahhahahahhahh
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i kept getting a 1 out of 10 because i just kept trying to touch her breast five times in a row...what a bitch
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there is a huge thread about this in oot. you'll have to search for it, though.
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this thread is A+.
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lol virtual frigidaments
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Best thread ever, I literally LOL'd for the first time in awhile.
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OMG why in the [censored] world would anyone make this [censored] retarded game.. My brain is nonfunctional after 14 hrs of this [censored].
When im going out tonight im gonna get bitchslapped 1164326874 times because im going to touch their cheek, french kiss them and ask if they would like some steak and constantly trying to put wine in their moth..... OOOOOOH THE DRAMA |
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i run so baddd at this game... who knew getting her drunk on whiskey and trying to grope her friends wouldn't work?
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this game is a lot like real dating imo
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this game is a lot like real dating imo [/ QUOTE ] Then i give up life |
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i totally banged her. cant figure out the bj part though
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this game is a lot like real dating imo [/ QUOTE ] agreed http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2310/54908677yb2.png |
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This game is awesome, where are her friends tho?
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[ QUOTE ] this game is a lot like real dating imo [/ QUOTE ] agreed http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2310/54908677yb2.png [/ QUOTE ] i lol'd hard and you can get her friend involved at some point if you go downtown, then go to the lingerie store. can't figure out the 3some action though, i'm stuck |
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wow sick beat i took.. we play marco polo w/ ariane topless and the other girl bottomless.. i grab ariane's boob and the other girl leaves (feeling like a third wheel).. i get ariane in the hot tub (misclick obv) and feed her too much wine. she pees and falls asleep... from 3way to blue balls in 2 minutes flat!
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wow sick beat i took.. we play marco polo w/ ariane topless and the other girl bottomless.. i grab ariane's boob and the other girl leaves (feeling like a third wheel).. i get ariane in the hot tub (misclick obv) and feed her too much wine. she pees and falls asleep... from 3way to blue balls in 2 minutes flat! gg life. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, and if you chase after the other girl instead, ariane gets upset. so getting 3some action from that part seems impossible. totally analogous to life |
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im on round 2.. wish me luck..
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omg i voted for skinny dipping and they're up for it..
[ QUOTE ] Rebecca says, I have a great idea then.. [/ QUOTE ] one time!! |
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why is there no option to take poker winnings and give her money for sex like in real life
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okay i submit that this 3some business is impossible, both in this game and irl
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WHY DOES THAT LIST NOT WORK FOR ME WTFWTFWTF
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if you get kicked out of the night club first you can take the 2 girl to the strip club.. full tr to follow/111
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omg so the blonde one strips and i get her to talk ariane into stripping and then it says "service temporarily unavailable"
sosososooso sickkk |
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dude you got 1 outered
but actually when that happens just hit F5 to refresh |
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i finally hit an upswing and things are looking up.. this game is brutal tho..
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[ QUOTE ] this game is a lot like real dating imo [/ QUOTE ] agreed http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2310/54908677yb2.png [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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