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For all manner of goal, beat, brag, range merging and general douchebaggery.

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griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
no tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilt
lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
no chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
lots of pttttttttttttttttttbbbbssssssss

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money, alcohol, girls

rinse repeat

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My favorite hand from april

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
5 Players

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $924.50</font>
<font color="black">CO: $3149.30</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $14</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, BB folds, CO calls $36

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($104) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $70</font>, CO calls $70

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($244) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $450</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $804.50</font>, CO calls $354.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1853) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1853 ($3 Rake)

CO had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$924.50)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)

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Play bad
Get there

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May poker goals:

- Forget April
- Play 30k hands (a lot for me) at 10/20
- Win $60k
- Get good
- Don't tilt

Other goals:

- Finish school doing the minimum required to graduate
- Work out more/eat better blah blah usual stuff

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40k hands
5ptbb/100
continue to enjoy "life"

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- dont enjoy life

- play so many hands like a meteor is going to crash into the earth

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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash

i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event

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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash

i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event

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not if u win the live event...

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Play more hands this month than the previous 3 months combined. Not that hard given how lazy I was.

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Play many hands.
Don't look at cashier until end of month.

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play loads of MTTs and use PXF, I have no desire to play cash for a while.

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last month: 11k hands, 15k monies.
this month: play double the hands, play good, make some money
get new setup
get new furniture

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Play many hands.
Don't look at cashier until end of month.

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what's wrong with looking at the cashier?

my goal for may: run hot and make $30k+

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Get back to msnl from my short adventure at ssnl. Almost went bustooooo. Though i'm starting to think that 8 tabling 200nl is less stressful/still plently profitable than striving to get back to msnl.

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75k AE! holy [censored] i am jealous, good work.

my goals:
30k in 60k hands while not sucking at life.

Get cut 4 da ladiesss

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Actually play poker
Fix my poker tracker

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Just a heads up luego vs jones going down at 7 tonight check bbv for details.

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In like 2 weeks will mark my 1 year anniversarry of being pro!

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60k hands, $40k

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I want to make a million dollars I would be really happy if this happened I will also not use punctuation all month Its my new thing Can you handle it

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In like 2 weeks will mark my 1 year anniversarry of being pro!

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yea me too. woooo pro big monies!

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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash

i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event

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Aejones is clearly God.

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In like 2 weeks will mark my 1 year anniversarry of being pro!

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yea me too. woooo pro big monies!

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Me as well. Yea, verily, let us all gogogogo.

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Keep working on my NL game and be at $2/4 pretty much full time by June 1st. I have the bankroll, gotta deal with the aggression level at $2/4 while I take my shots.

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i have no goals anymore, only to win the world series. all of it

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you guys can quote that [censored] when it happens

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you guys can quote that [censored] when it happens

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it = you blowing your bankroll at blackjack due to megatilt after not cashing at all, then throwing yourself off the stratosphere?

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Goals:
Make and post a video
25k hands before vacation on 17th
Play good

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Going to Vegas for the summer on the 17th, so I won't be able to put in a ton of hands online. Here are my goals:

1)Play 30k hands
2)Learn to play more than 6 tables well
3)Only play online donkaments on Sundays and the weekday $162
4)Hammer [censored] the 10/20nl live games (maybe some 25/50 if the game is good)
5)Satellite into WPT Mirage and/or Mandalay and for once play well in a live tournament


And I will keep this as a running goal for the entire summer:

6)Spend less than 10k total this summer at the Rhino

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5-10k.
get the hell outta micro-nl.

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money, alcohol, girls

rinse repeat

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Money cash hoes.

Mark

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7) Try and out-lazy NoSup4u

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gl with that.

Mark

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im gunna be at the commerce from the 3rd to the 6th if anyone wants to meet up.

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im gunna be at the commerce from the 3rd to the 6th if anyone wants to meet up.

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Damn, i'd meet up and play with you, but i'm being dragged to san diego all weekend.

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my last 5,000 hands of HU (played in april): 25bb/100

2,300 hands today: +20bb. total.

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March:
34,225 hands, $31,078, 25 blog posts.

April:
34,360 hands, $2,837, 15 blog posts.

May:
More like March, please.

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hmm goals -

make 20k
no tilt


i'll be in vegas for the first time in my life on june 2 so holla

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No 25/50?

Down like 60k there this year :&lt;

Bakes for the love of God change your avatar. Enough is enough. I was about to start on session, but you put me on tilt already.