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john kane 11-30-2007 10:04 PM

best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
yo, brag in here, i would like to take credit for it, but i cant.

brief story. i had 5 months off for summer to play online poker pro style. from late june/early july it all went terrible, mega breakeven, couldnt win for [censored].

roll on late september. i go on holiday. i get shitfaced, we end out going two nights running to stripjoint/whorejoint. i couldnt remember what they said to me, but when i came back from holiday, my poker turned into monies.

obv this is also a brag post that i have turned from breakeven to shipping, but at same time, if i hadn't of got coaching from the swiss whores, it may never of happened. pretty competitive prices as well, about $1k/hr (inc champagne).

41k hands Before Swiss Whore Coaching:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6...endseptrr0.jpg

44k hands After 8 hours of Swiss Whore Coaching:

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3...tillnowxm3.jpg


eerrieee, very eeerriee.

gl

EWS87 11-30-2007 10:07 PM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
whore>non whores

Speel Posher 11-30-2007 10:10 PM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
the swiss know money, swiss whores must be on a whole different level

jfish 11-30-2007 10:11 PM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
JK,

sick.

Nonfiction 11-30-2007 10:26 PM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
this is epic

JackAll 11-30-2007 11:49 PM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
Wow ... that's about as sick as it gets. n1.

I'm jealous =/ Wish I wasn't such a puss, got some coaching, and tried the 1k tables =/

ursine cotcher 12-01-2007 12:39 AM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
um, john kane wtf has happened here, your first graph looks like my november graph (although it's actually in profit)

pls to be giving me the name and address of said balljugglers so my dec graph can look like your 2nd

thac 12-01-2007 12:45 AM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
This is amazing.

Xaston 12-01-2007 12:51 AM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
Weird.

I've been dating a whore on and off for about 2 years now and I swear whenever it's on I have a $15k-$30k losing streak, and whenever it's off I crush.

DannyOcean_ 12-01-2007 01:02 AM

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 
whores are one thing


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