brag: going back to the nation of my people
 

So yeah I'm going back to India for a month because my cousin's getting married (lolarrangedmarriageaments). Last time I was there I was like 13 and accidentally hooked up with a cousin (not blood related thank god). She was hot.

My mom (who was born there) told me she would find me a nice indian chick to marry. I told her I'm not down with that because FOB's (fresh off the boat) don't put out. She told me that the girls there are "very loose" these days.

http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/uploads/borat.jpg

Niiiiice!

Brag: Hotel has internet access so I can still be connected to the real world and play poker too.

Brag: That cousin that I hooked up with is going to be there so we can go clubbing every night.

Beat: I keep telling myself that I obv wouldn't hit it even though she's like barely related to me but I've given up hope on myself after all the fatties that I've banged that no human should even set eyes on.

Brag: Indian chicks are hottttttt

http://www.clubvibes.com/photos/images/photos/92988.jpg http://www.apunkachoice.com/upload/a...actgal2251.jpg http://www.siliconeer.com/past_issue...a-Bluffmas.jpg

and of course her hotness herself...aishwarya rai

http://www.bhopal.net/bhopalinthenew...arya%20Rai.jpg http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ai-Posters.jpg http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/...ge.445.338.gif

bitch just got married mom's gonna have to pull some strings

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Unfortunately, I think on average Indian chicks are amongst the ugliest.

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pix of indian midgets (preferably pregnant) plz k thx

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This is awesome on a level only an Indian can be at.

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well the hot ones are really hot

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well the hot ones are really hot

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Agreed.

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I have seen very few examples that support this.

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Unfortunately, I think on average Indian chicks are amongst the ugliest.

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I have seen way too may examples that support this.

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Brag: Indian chicks are hottttttt

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I have seen very few examples that support this.

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Unfortunately, I think on average Indian chicks are amongst the ugliest.

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I have seen way too may examples that support this.

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Lara Dutta breaks the rule, imho

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/nick604/lara.jpg

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My roomate is indian... he's a [censored] idiot.

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Is your last name Patel?