If god exists..
 

what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?
I just thought of this and the first thing that came to mind was "your doubt was granted" this made me laugh.
What would you want to hear?

Re: If god exists..
 

Why does he allow such suffering, pain, hatred , cruelty and evil to exist in the world?

Re: If god exists..
 

"You have lead a good life."

Re: If god exists..
 

I've changed my mind.

"Who do you want to live as next?"

Re: If god exists..
 

"you have lead."

Re: If god exists..
 

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what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?
I just thought of this and the first thing that came to mind was "your doubt was granted" this made me laugh.
What would you want to hear?

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"Dude, let me share with you... I've got some good bud." And then God precedes to lay out some fat bassline for his reggae band.

Re: If god exists..
 

"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.

Re: If god exists..
 

"Everyone will be happy."

Re: If god exists..
 

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"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.

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lol CNR ftw

Re: If god exists..
 

"Yea, the joke was on you guys. That book was just a play I thought of; I didn't know some of you would be dumb enough to take it literally and/or spending so much effort debating about it on a forum. But it was sure funny reading those posts."

Or,

Archon,

Please clear your cookies and cache. Also, restart the computer, that may resolve the problem. Also, we have observed the life histories of the two people you reported; we have detected collusion and sending them to hell.

If you have any more questions, do not hesitate to contact us.
Best Regards,
Peter
Heaven Support

Actually, I do expect heaven and hell to be a bureaucracy. But that's just me.