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kylephilly 11-28-2007 10:22 PM

do you shave your balls?
 
with the same razor as you shave your face?

does your mom kiss your cheeks afterwards?

you mom just kissed your balls

The Man Mulcahey 11-28-2007 10:25 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
does your mom shave her legs with the same razor that you shave your face with?

DocForbin 11-28-2007 10:25 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
your mom just kissed my balls

Tartufo 11-28-2007 10:26 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
Do you brush your teeth with the same brush that you brush your anus with?

Himself 11-28-2007 10:27 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
what if i shave my mom's balls and then she kisses me? what does that mean?

kylephilly 11-28-2007 10:30 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
what if i shave my mom's balls and then she kisses me? what does that mean?

[/ QUOTE ]

this means you're a lucky man

Himself 11-28-2007 10:31 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
that's what she says too!

LiveNow 11-28-2007 10:31 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
i [censored] all your moms

LiveNow 11-28-2007 10:32 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
i [censored] all your moms

[/ QUOTE ]boom, headshot.

LiveNow 11-28-2007 10:32 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i [censored] all your moms

[/ QUOTE ]boom, headshot.

[/ QUOTE ]nh, SICK BURN

kylephilly 11-28-2007 10:32 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
you're mom is a smart woman, and i'm coming dangerously close to 2K posts and didn't realize it

have i really filled the forum with this much [censored]?

sucks for ya'lllllllllllll

Conspire 11-28-2007 10:32 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
LiveNow is 13 years old, and has no business being in here afaik.


Edit: Sick Burn ZING!

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Tartufo 11-28-2007 10:33 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
at least not before he grows some pubes on his balls

kylephilly 11-28-2007 10:33 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
maybe he practices with a razor with no blade,
then he can be here

JokersAttack 11-28-2007 10:35 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
with the same razor as you shave your face?

does your mom kiss your cheeks afterwards?

you mom just kissed your balls

[/ QUOTE ]

yea and ur mum directly kisses ur balls

i'd rather it happen to me the way you described.

kylephilly 11-28-2007 10:36 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
who told you?

i will find out and kill you

EricW 11-28-2007 10:37 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
kyle,

Did you like the shave job that I gave you the other night? It makes the things I do to you easier for me you have to admit.

kylephilly 11-28-2007 10:38 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
you didnt get underneath my package nearly as much as i hoped..

next time, let's use your razor you didn't clean mine out well enough

make sure you hit my taint more next wednesday

Labarde 11-28-2007 10:59 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Do you brush your teeth with the same brush that you brush your anus with?

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lol

916greatest 11-28-2007 11:24 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
Ldo I shave em!!! Unlike you faggets I get my dick sucked on the daily!! Shaved balls = so much +ev!!! Girls love them, they feel nice, don't itch, make ur dick look bigger (mines 11.5 so probbaly gives me extra 1.25, etc.

Shave your balls kids!! Ship it halla ballaa

Himself 11-28-2007 11:29 PM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ldo I shave em!!! Unlike you faggets I get my dick sucked on the daily!! Shaved balls = so much +ev!!! Girls love them, they feel nice, don't itch, make ur dick look bigger (mines 11.5 so probbaly gives me extra 1.25, etc.

Shave your balls kids!! Ship it halla ballaa

[/ QUOTE ]

this reminds me of the scene in the departed where matt damon is talking to alec baldwin and he says things are working "overtime". awk

The Mayo 11-29-2007 12:50 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
I shave your mom's balls.

Labarde 11-29-2007 12:51 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
thats what she said

knockonwood 11-29-2007 01:07 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
my mum shaves my balls

shonuff321 11-29-2007 01:16 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
H3L YEAH I SHAEV MAH BALS WUT OF IT??!!?!!? LOL

keikiwai 11-29-2007 01:18 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
my balls are so balla, they shave me

Poofler 11-29-2007 01:19 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
no, they're clearly just from soviet russia

Luckboxxx 11-29-2007 01:20 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
yup

React1oN 11-29-2007 01:20 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
my balls are so balla, they shave me

[/ QUOTE ]In Soviet Russia, Balls Shave You!

keikiwai 11-29-2007 01:23 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
my balls are so balla, they shave me

[/ QUOTE ]In Soviet Russia, Balls Shave You!

[/ QUOTE ]

in Soviet Russia:
wife: it's raining
husband: no it's def snowing
wife: fu, you're wrong
husband: no f'in way, let's ask someone
wife: fine, there's that guard standing over there, and they say that Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear

shonuff321 11-29-2007 01:24 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
my balls are so balla, they shave me

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
no, they're clearly just from soviet russia

[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
In Soviet Russia, Balls Shave You!

[/ QUOTE ]
WOW DUDA!111!11 WTF LOL TAHT WAS SUPER CREATIEV OF U!11111 OMG LOL

benza13 11-29-2007 01:45 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]

make sure you hit my taint more next wednesday

[/ QUOTE ]

thats what she said

JokersAttack 11-29-2007 01:59 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
lol u suck balls

chezwiz75 11-29-2007 03:40 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
YES... chicks dig it and kids love it

john voight 11-29-2007 04:25 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
no, but i do shave my mom's pussy

kylephilly 11-29-2007 10:26 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
[ QUOTE ]
no, but i do shave my mom's pussy

[/ QUOTE ]


john this was totally inappropriate, bun him

Wheelzie 11-29-2007 10:34 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
I just pull all the hairs out one by one.

O Fen�meno 11-29-2007 11:09 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
i made a thread about this like 2 days ago wtf

O Fen�meno 11-29-2007 11:10 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post13145014

kylephilly 11-29-2007 11:28 AM

Re: do you shave your balls?
 
this thread isn't about shaving,
it's about using the same raisor as you use on your face
and then your mom kissing your face and lips
and then your mom kisses your balls essentially


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