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Nimm dich vor phil ivey und dem hund in acht die sind saugut

Could someone please translate this for me? Thanks in advance.

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Watch out for phil ivey and the dog. they kick ass.

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Take yourself in front of phil ivey and the dog in eight they are piggood

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Take yourself in front of phil ivey and the dog in eight they are sowgood

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Pass off of Phil Ivey and the dog, they're saw gut.

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OMFG ... what more can I say?!?

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Take you infront much e-aching and the dog in eight the are femalepigestate

or something like that.

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Leuts, es wird nicht witziger.

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Stimmt, bei meinem war der Höhepunkt erreicht, klare Sache!

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Agreed. Award for funniest translation goes to:

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Pass off of Phil Ivey and the dog, they're saw gut.


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