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Lookit, I'm probably the oldest regular poster in BBV4L. I have more life experience, I'm intelligent. I've made my mistakes and learned from them.

I want to pass along my knowlege to you young pups. Ask me about anything- women, employment, education, whatever. Let me be the responsible adult in BBV- I'll give you the straight dope on how you should live your life.

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How old r u, blutarski?

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why do i suck with womenz and how old are you?

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I'm broke and I don't get paid for 2 weeks, how much can I get for selling plasma/sperm?

Seriously

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DDY: an elderly 37.

furyshade: you suck with women because you're too young. If you have a steady girlfriend, dump her and ask a different girl out each week. You don't have to bang her (but of course, if the opportunity arises...) just go out and have fun. You will learn how to do this and gain confidence.

When you go to college, do the same thing, but try to get laid as much as possible. NO STEADY GIRLFRIENDS. I can't stress this enough. College is a sex gift, my friend. Don't squander it.

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I'm broke and I don't get paid for 2 weeks, how much can I get for selling plasma/sperm?

Seriously

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Ah yes, this question reminds me of those bleak days right after I came through the other side of my opium addiction, and right before I signed up on a tramp steamer bound for Buenos Aires. Lean days indeed. I believe I sold at least 35 percent of my blood, mostly to the Chinese doctor working out of the back of a boarding house in San Francisco's Skid Row. Back then, you were lucky to get four bits, a shot of whiskey, and a kick in the ass as you stumbled into the street, I can tell you.

Now, you can contact an office of Plasma Care in your area to find the latest prices for your life's blood.

Sperm, can't help ya. I think it's donation only.

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Ah yes, this question reminds me of those bleak days right after I came through the other side of my opium addiction, and right before I signed up on a tramp steamer bound for Buenos Aires. Lean days indeed. I believe I sold at least 35 percent of my blood, mostly to the Chinese doctor working out of the back of a boarding house in San Francisco's Skid Row. Back then, you were lucky to get four bits, a shot of whiskey, and a kick in the ass as you stumbled into the street, I can tell you.

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This is A+ awesome and makes me wonder why people hate on you constantly. Also thanks for the linky.

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I'm broke and I don't get paid for 2 weeks, how much can I get for selling plasma/sperm?

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Ah yes, this question reminds me of those bleak days right after I came through the other side of my opium addiction, and right before I signed up on a tramp steamer bound for Buenos Aires. Lean days indeed. I believe I sold at least 35 percent of my blood, mostly to the Chinese doctor working out of the back of a boarding house in San Francisco's Skid Row. Back then, you were lucky to get four bits, a shot of whiskey, and a kick in the ass as you stumbled into the street, I can tell you.


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theres a good chance u have teh hiv.

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I'm broke and I don't get paid for 2 weeks, how much can I get for selling plasma/sperm?

Seriously

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Ah yes, this question reminds me of those bleak days right after I came through the other side of my opium addiction, and right before I signed up on a tramp steamer bound for Buenos Aires. Lean days indeed. I believe I sold at least 35 percent of my blood, mostly to the Chinese doctor working out of the back of a boarding house in San Francisco's Skid Row. Back then, you were lucky to get four bits, a shot of whiskey, and a kick in the ass as you stumbled into the street, I can tell you.


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theres a good chance u have teh hiv.

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Are you seriously this stupid, or just pretending?

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I'm broke and I don't get paid for 2 weeks, how much can I get for selling plasma/sperm?

Seriously

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Ah yes, this question reminds me of those bleak days right after I came through the other side of my opium addiction, and right before I signed up on a tramp steamer bound for Buenos Aires. Lean days indeed. I believe I sold at least 35 percent of my blood, mostly to the Chinese doctor working out of the back of a boarding house in San Francisco's Skid Row. Back then, you were lucky to get four bits, a shot of whiskey, and a kick in the ass as you stumbled into the street, I can tell you.


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theres a good chance u have teh hiv.

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Are you seriously this stupid, or just pretending?

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i know u werent serious, if thats what you're trying to say