cybersex chat on teh internets
 

What's the weirdest scenario that anyone's ever tried to get you to do while playing in a chatroom? One time this chick wants to be my babysitter. Except I have a magical power that whenever I would eat food, instead of getting fat, my dick and balls grow at a ridiculous rate. It's her job to not let me eat any food, but I manage to sneak some cookies to my room. She bursts in and finds me chowing down on the cookies while stroking my huge foot long penis, which has burst through the fabric of my shorts. She's mad at me, but she's so aroused by my huge dong that she gives me a trenchcoat and takes me to an all-you-can-eat buffet. I eat like a pig at the buffet and my dick is like 5 feet long. I take her into an alley behind the restaurant and she jacks me off until I hose her down with like two gallons of cum.




Bonus question (in pollllll form ldo)

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where do you go for your deviant chat rooms?

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im in
Chicks with Dicks on AIM but no one else is [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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where do you go for your deviant chat rooms?

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It's a secret. I don't want to end up chatting with you guys because sometimes I like to play as a little girl who lost her puppy.

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I used to do this on the starcraft battle net when I was 14 and and didn't want porn on my computer.

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Is there even an AIM chat directory anymore? If so, links please.

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 [censored] of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty [censored] of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't [censored] with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of [censored].
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?



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I used to do this on the starcraft battle net when I was 14 and and didn't want porn on my computer.

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known fact, anyone saying they are a girl that wants to cyber in starcraft is a 13y/o boy, sorry to inform you

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I was wondering why the cybersex sucked so bad!!

The guy kept telling me to "stick your big [censored] in my tight clitty"

Weird.

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I used to do this on the starcraft battle net when I was 14 and and didn't want porn on my computer.

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known fact, anyone saying they are a girl that wants to cyber on the internet is a 13y/o boy, sorry to inform you

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