Dumb people trying to sound smart
 

I recieved this e-mail this morning from a lady in another one of our offices. Her grammar is usually poor and I always knew she wasn't the brightest crayon. I almost became incontinent myself when I read this. I deleted most of the first paragraph.

Michael

I set up a batch for...Or do you have another $1.00 that needs to be waived on another contract so I can close my batch out?

I am sorry for the incontinence. I know this learning process is as much of a head ache for you as it is for us.

Thanks,

Jeanette

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Are we supposed to have any idea what she's talking about?

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Uhhh she's apologizing for all the incontinence this batching issue has caused... DUH!

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this is a fantastic topic for OOT.

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Her style is ferocious.

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I think i might know this person. Are you in the grocery business by any chance?

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in·con·ti·nence (n-knt-nns)
n.

1. The inability to control excretory functions.
2. Lack of restraint in sexual relations; immoderation.

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I am sorry for the incontinence.

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Is it possible that this is a typo and she meant inconvenience???

Also, being stupid and attempting to sound smart is standard.

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Is it possible that this is a typo and she meant inconvenience???

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Next you should solve the Case of the Speckled Band.

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Is it possible that this is a typo and she meant inconvenience???

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Next you should solve the Case of the Speckled Band.

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Well he is a doctor. I like that lady's style.