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eviljeff 10-25-2007 03:46 PM

would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
[ QUOTE ]
"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

[/ QUOTE ]

a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?

Triumph36 10-25-2007 03:47 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
omg gold

as for your question, no - he'd probably be too good to be a CR pro

Imrahil 10-25-2007 03:48 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
[insert funny comment here]

Alobar 10-25-2007 03:49 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
im having dejavu

LazyD 10-25-2007 03:55 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
Would this be 8lb 6oz baby Jesus or the grown up one?

Mike Kelley 10-25-2007 03:59 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

[/ QUOTE ]

a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?

[/ QUOTE ]


Chapter and verse? Looks fake.

Passaman 10-25-2007 04:01 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
Sorry but Jesus never said anything like that.

Sean Fraley 10-25-2007 04:01 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

[/ QUOTE ]

a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?

[/ QUOTE ]


Chapter and verse? Looks fake.

[/ QUOTE ]

I've read the new testament a few times, and don't remember this verse from anywhere. Apocrypha maybe? I haven't read that.

hoyasaxa 10-25-2007 04:03 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
Jesus would have been good at poker because jews make the best poker players

(paging barry greenstein)

F. McSimmons 10-25-2007 04:05 PM

Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
 
Its from "Jesus, The Gospel According To Thomas."


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