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so besides the fact that i start work tmrw AND have to miss the main event, I have this conversation with doug kim.

little background on doug: he sucks at poker, is a total nit in life and poker, and won 2.4 Mil in the only tourney he's ever played. his success has caused me to hate myself and poker, caused ML4L to ponder suicide, given FWF reason to almost kill himself, and caused the OCHO to tilt away his money in craps.

then, we had this aim convo today (he has like 70k after day 1)

Me (3:18:41 PM): lol
Me (3:18:45 PM): i saw u had 70k or something
Me (3:18:47 PM): any fun hands?
Tech (3:18:47 PM): hahaha
Tech (3:18:55 PM): i had around 35k or so
Tech (3:19:06 PM): blinds 100/200 i think
Tech (3:19:14 PM): utg+1 raises to 600
Tech (3:19:17 PM): sb calls
Tech (3:19:20 PM): i call with 85h
Tech (3:19:34 PM): flop 853 two diamonds
Tech (3:19:56 PM): sb checks i bet 1500, utg+1 calls, sb raises to 4000, ic all, utg+1 folds
Tech (3:20:09 PM): sb has 23000 to start
Me (3:20:18 PM): wait
Me (3:20:20 PM): thats ridic
Me (3:20:22 PM): why not 3-bet
Tech (3:20:31 PM): cause i'm a nit and i want to push a non threatening turn
Me (3:20:41 PM): why
Me (3:20:49 PM): jesus u are gonna put me on life tilt with your crap hands
Tech (3:20:44 PM): trap a FD?
Tech (3:20:47 PM): LOL
Me (3:20:54 PM): trap?
Me (3:20:58 PM): you will get it in on the flop vs one
Me (3:21:01 PM): very often
Me (3:21:10 PM): and if he has like QQ or something, he will never fold it
Me (3:21:12 PM): but might on scary turn
Me (3:21:13 PM): jesus
Me (3:21:22 PM): if u lead and guy raises there
Me (3:21:24 PM): its a total dream
Me (3:21:27 PM): to 3-bet big all in
Tech (3:21:33 PM): ok sorry i suck
Tech (3:21:41 PM): anyway turn comes 4d
Me (3:21:49 PM): lol
Me (3:21:53 PM): and he BLUFFS U OFF BEST HAND?
Tech (3:21:51 PM): no
Tech (3:21:56 PM): exact opp
Tech (3:21:58 PM): lol
Tech (3:22:00 PM): he bets 10k
Tech (3:22:04 PM): i raise him all in
Tech (3:22:05 PM): he tanks
Me (3:22:18 PM): omg
Me (3:22:21 PM): folds better hand
Tech (3:22:18 PM): then calls for his 8k
Me (3:22:27 PM): o
Tech (3:22:22 PM): has 33
Me (3:22:29 PM): lol
Tech (3:22:26 PM): 5 river
Me (3:22:33 PM): LOL
Tech (3:22:29 PM): wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tech (3:22:30 PM): lol
Me (3:22:37 PM): JESUS IM ON LIFE TILT
Tech (3:22:36 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Tech (3:22:37 PM): LOL