Ask me about being a professional psychic
 

So for the last couple of months I've been working as a professional psychic. I'm not a complete expert, but I've done around 800 readings, and I've put a lot of study and research into it so I think I'm qualified to write an "ask me" thread.

So, ask me about being a professional psychic!

And, because I'm sure this'll come up pretty quickly, I am an avowed skeptic and atheist.

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How much do you charge for a reading?

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Do you tell people how your readings are fake?

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Can I get a free reading?

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What am I holding in my left hand? Hint, it rhymes with penis.

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How much do you charge for a reading?

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I am part one of those big networks, I charge $1.99/minute and about $1.35 of that goes into my pocket.

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What kind of training/studying did you have to do to become a part of the network you work for? In other words, what kind of qualifications do you have to have and how did you get them?

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Do you tell people how your readings are fake

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No.

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Can I get a free reading?

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I see internet porn in your near future.

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What am I holding in my left hand? Hint, it rhymes with penis.

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I dunno, I'm not psychic.

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What kind of training/studying did you have to do to become a part of the network you work for? In other words, what kind of qualifications do you have to have and how did you get them?

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There are no qualifications, the system is ratings based though and if I sucked, I would be quickly downgraded (get fewer clients) or kicked off altogether. It's not a bad system. I studied some articles and read a couple of psychology books. One on cold reading as a science, and the other on stages of adult life.

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How long are you able to keep people on the phone, on average? Is that better/worse than average for phone psychics in general?