Crazy ass-bitch
 

This girl woke me up in the middle of the night and started taking my pants off. She does this all the [censored] time, i can hardly sleep!!

I ran over to my computer as fast as i could.

BBV4L, what do i do!?

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Sue her for rape obv

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i expected pics of ass-bitch

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i believe you

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BBV4L, what do i do?

BBV4L demands pics, but i dont own a digital camera and the camera on my cell phone is basically worthless.

Should i buy one?

Should i borrow a friends?

HALP!

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This girl woke me up in the middle of the night and started taking my pants off. She does this all the [censored] time, i can hardly sleep!!

I ran over to my computer as fast as i could.

BBV4L, what do i do!?

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saved thread

you're welcome

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BBV4L, what do i do?

BBV4L demands pics, but i dont own a digital camera and the camera on my cell phone is basically worthless.

Should i buy one?

Should i borrow a friends?

HALP!

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borrow from friend and never give it back, fwiw

fwiw = new imo

no problem, you're welcome

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Kill her and stuff her into your cuisinart.

You're welcome.

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burger king has spicy chicken sandwiches for a dollar now.

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burger king has spicy chicken sandwiches for a dollar now.

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burger king has spicy chicken sandwiches for a dollar now.

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burger king has spicy chicken sandwiches for a dollar now.

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burger king has spicy chicken sandwiches for a dollar now.

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Anyone else notice GA is not his normal chearful self and kinda bitchy now that he has gotten himself a girlfriend?

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this chick who lives in the apartment building across the street keeps sending me mental images of me raping her and menacing her with a knife. Also the other day I said hello to her and she smiled at me. Should I go over there and rape her?

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Anyone else notice GA is not his normal chearful self and kinda bitchy now that he has gotten himself a girlfriend?

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GA his his period fwiw

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Anyone else notice GA is not his normal chearful self and kinda bitchy now that he has gotten himself a girlfriend?

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well life's a bitch, then you marry one

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this chick who lives in the apartment building across the street keeps sending me mental images of me raping her and menacing her with a knife. Also the other day I said hello to her and she smiled at me. Should I go over there and rape her?

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TR please

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well life's a bitch, then you marry one

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but then there was the divorce. And the GA I know is post-marriage and more upbeat than this. His gloomy mood can only be caused by the fact that he already married the new girl!

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dude you sound gay. Had a chance to lose your virginity and got up to post on 2+2 instead. Fairy alert.

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Dude you guys are right. I've been berating people on gchat recently too.

It's either seasonal affective disorder or the fact that I haven't had sex in like 2 weeks@!!!!!!!!

I'll be nicer from now on I hope.

I love you guys I really do.

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visit craigslist
find ers section
order one up
spend your $5 nl roll
???

variance: you'd prob order a tranny.

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Dude you guys are right. I've been berating people on gchat recently too.

It's either seasonal affective disorder or the fact that I haven't had sex in like 2 weeks@!!!!!!!!

I'll be nicer from now on I hope.

I love you guys I really do.

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having sex twice a month is more than most people on B4L will ever have

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having sex twice a year is more than most people on B4L will ever have

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well, i took GA's advice, but BBV4L, what is the best cleaning product to clean human remains out of a cuisinart? Shoudl i use bleach? Some kind of acid? how about oxy-clean?

any recommendations bbv4L?

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well, i took GA's advice, but BBV4L, what is the best cleaning product to clean human remains out of a cuisinart? Shoudl i use bleach? Some kind of acid? how about oxy-clean?



any recommendations bbv4L?

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Dude do you have a mind of your own wtf how old r u . BBv how do i wipe my ass, BBV4L where do you keep your nutrags, BBV why is my wingdinger smaller than my brothers?

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hi! use cheer, which is a very nice detergent that smells like apples!!!

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well, i took GA's advice, but BBV4L, what is the best cleaning product to clean human remains out of a cuisinart? Shoudl i use bleach? Some kind of acid? how about oxy-clean?

any recommendations bbv4L?

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Fire imo.

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BBV4L, this guy paulie walnuts doesnt know what being facetious is and/or has not gotte nthe joke yet.

should i make another one?

or should i pretend like i just dont realize it?

should i tell him im only 17 and drive a bad ass poker car? or shoudl i be honest and explain that im [censored] around?

HALP!

ps: cheer worked perfectly. [censored]'s mad clean and it smells nice too. you are wiser beyond your years GA.

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get


some


drugs

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BBv how do i wipe my ass, BBV4L where do you keep your nutrags, BBV why is my wingdinger smaller than my brothers?

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1) Front to back (preferably with toilet paper)
2) One close to pron stash and another out of sight near computer
3) Brother got his from his dad. A man you refer to as Mr Mailman

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BBV4L, this guy paulie walnuts doesnt know what being facetious is and/or has not gotte nthe joke yet.

should i make another one?

or should i pretend like i just dont realize it?

should i tell him im only 17 and drive a bad ass poker car? or shoudl i be honest and explain that im [censored] around?

HALP!

ps: cheer worked perfectly. [censored]'s mad clean and it smells nice too. you are wiser beyond your years GA.

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fire imo.

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BBv how do i wipe my ass, BBV4L where do you keep your nutrags, BBV why is my wingdinger smaller than my brothers?

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1) Front to back (preferably with toilet paper)
2) One close to pron stash and another out of sight near computer
3) Brother got his from his dad. A man you refer to as Mr Mailman

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LMFAO this is good

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you stole this thread from me!!

i would casually approach her with something whitty to say.

Find out an intrest she likes and persue it from there