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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Yeah prolly overplayed on river but I never expected him to have that!

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (3 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: (12 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results below:
BB has Qs Ah (straight, ace high).
Hero has 6s 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: BB wins 20 BB.

Not a good start, went on to lose a further 110BBs before bringing it back to only a 30BB loss for the night.

I'm too tired to try to make that last $300 back!

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Just to cheer myself up, here are a few hands that made me happy! (all against same guy, he was playing 100/100/6)

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 2 folds, Button calls, Hero completes, BB raises, UTG calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, UTG calls, Button folds, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, UTG folds, Hero caps, BB calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has 9c Jc (flush, jack high).
BB has Kd 3s (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.50 BB.

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Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises, MP 3-bets, 4 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.40 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

Turn: (7.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, MP calls.

River: (13.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP calls.

Final Pot: 15.70 BB

Results below:
Hero has 8d Ac (three of a kind, aces).
MP has 4d Kh (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.70 BB.

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Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (7 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has Qc 7c (one pair, fives).
SB has 4c Jc (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Don Shula is a bitch

From Yahoo! Sports, wrt the possibility of the Patriots finishing with a perfect record:

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"The Spygate thing has diminished what they've accomplished," Shula told the paper. "You would hate to have that attached to your accomplishments. They've got it."

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Diminished accomplishments? You mean like not being able to get Dan Marino a ring, that kind of diminishment?

What a pussy.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Now that is a special kind of maniac.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

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OMG.. NL, where have you been all my life?

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Seriously.

http://notnats.com/nlsofar.jpg

Re: Don Shula is a bitch

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From Yahoo! Sports, wrt the possibility of the Patriots finishing with a perfect record:

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"The Spygate thing has diminished what they've accomplished," Shula told the paper. "You would hate to have that attached to your accomplishments. They've got it."

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Diminished accomplishments? You mean like not being able to get Dan Marino a ring, that kind of diminishment?

What a pussy.

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LOL as much as I hate the Pats,this is a total idiotic statement! Is this from Don Shula (I'm assuming so since they were prolly talking to him about the perfect 72 dolphins, plus you mentioned Marino)? That makes me even more disappointed since I am a huge Shula and Dolphin fan!

Well at least the dolphins get another shot at beating them... hmmm maybe if the patriots spotted them 35 points??? Prolly not, but at least it would be a closer game..LOL

I really wonder who the Dolphins will draft next year with the first pick!

Re: Don Shula is a bitch

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Is this from Don Shula (I'm assuming so since they were prolly talking to him about the perfect 72 dolphins, plus you mentioned Marino)? That makes me even more disappointed since I am a huge Shula and Dolphin fan!

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Yeah, exactly, and qft. He suffers from the Shula Curse; of course, he STARTED it, but whatever. This is just so pathetic, even worse than Bonds saying he'll boycott the HoF if they display the ball with the asterisk on it.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

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Gib, you ought to follow that guy around with a bucket, to steal a phrase.

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lol, yeah I'll be looking for him again. He kept typing "rigged" each time he got beat which was quite amusing!