Cow Tipping?
 

Should I push from the left or right side?

What's my legal line if the farmer catches me?

Exactly how drunk do I have to be?

The bull is the one with the horns, right? Can I tip those too?

What do I do if none of the cows are sleeping standing up? If I wake them to get them standing, how long will I usually have to wait until they fall back asleep again?

What's the nearest cow farm from Circus Circus? I should probably take a cab because I'll be falling down drunk, right? Does the bus go by there? Does Harrah's have shuttle service?

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Would someone kindly move this thread to OOT so [censored] can ban that [censored]?

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I am pretty sure that cow tipping only works back east where the cows are really fat, slow and stupid. I would be greatly suprised if trying to tip a longhorn or any cattle that ranges out west would earn you anything except a trip to the emergency room.

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I thought this was really funny

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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...ramtipping.jpg

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Since this was posted in Brick & Mortar, I assumed this was going to be a "how much should I tip a fat casino waitress?" thread.

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I thought this was really funny

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but it belongs in OOT or LOL not here

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I thought this was really funny

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And yes, it does belong in B&M, because the threads it mocks come from B&M.

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I saw the thread title and burst out laughing [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] nh!