Pushed at a store
 

I was at a store with my girlfriend buying some christmas gifts, standing in line for checkout I see an innocent young girl with a hat on that said "God Rocks" if it wasnt for the Nova eppisode I had just watched about creationism being taught in public schools I would not have mentioned this however none the less I started educating this girl in front of her mom and dad about the theroy of evolution, and how we evolved from monkeys, the dad asked me what I was doing, then pushed me, after I told him I thought evolution rocks the end.

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Good story.

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douche

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I would have stabbed you in your ear.

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lol

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he pushed you before u got to answer? or after either way thats pretty funny

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humm, I dont think it was socially unexceptable, however, very strange, I think he could have handled it a little better infront of his family

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No I told him evolution rocks in a very concerned tone then he pushed me

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Your ear.

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just because you evolved from a monkey doesn't mean everyone else did. i evolved from a walrus.

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ros;dc (run-on sentence; didn't care)

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Finally someone noticed. I've been waiting for that

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whoa, ed flurlong is always first...

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i heard he's a ninja

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You should have told her you [censored] God in the ass and didn't have the courtesy to give him a reach around. I think that would have lead to a better ending of your story.

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why didnt you push him back

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why didnt you push him back

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I stabbed him in the ear.

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why would you even feel the need to bring something like this up, i know nova is an end all of information, but i probably would have chuckled to myself and dickslapped the mom imo

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woah boobs

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Benz, Vettes, Hummers, Jets
Ro-lex, mo' sex
Television, head rest
Twenty inches, nothin less
Every-day, iced out
[censored] play, lights out
M period Fresh, comma
Yo wife is my......baby mama

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It's the end of the world as we know it...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r..._Vacariu41.jpg

It's the end of the world as we know it....

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r..._Vacariu21.jpg

It's the end of the world as we know it...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r..._Vacariu71.jpg


And I feel fine.