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Edge34 06-20-2006 11:22 PM

\"ZOMG I\"M DRRNUK!!!\"
 
Per the Sticky on this forum, this is the place for the posts about the title...Somebody tell me I'm not the only person getting drunk on Tuesday night.

FWIW, I found out today that my GF cheated on me while I was at my brother's wedding out of town this past weekend. Feel welcome to tell me why you're a Tuesday drunk and your weapon of choice. I'm chain-drinking Mich Golden Light tonight, and I don't care because its cheap and will get me drunk by the end of the case.

I will also likely regret making this post in the morning, but F it.

MrWookie 06-20-2006 11:42 PM

Re: \"ZOMG I\"M DRRNUK!!!\"
 
Duder, I'm toattly wasted,. One shot per fantastic is way, way wayt otomuch.

Edge34 06-20-2006 11:45 PM

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Duder, I'm toattly wasted,. One shot per fantastic is way, way wayt otomuch.

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I totally should have thought about that. That was probably the highlight of my utterly [censored] day. Well played. Perfect forum for you to mod.

FANTAAAASTIC.

MrWookie 06-20-2006 11:59 PM

Re: \"ZOMG I\"M DRRNUK!!!\"
 
zomg, if yer woman cheated, the n bourbon NEEDs to be what you're drinkign gotonight.

Edge34 06-21-2006 12:05 AM

Re: \"ZOMG I\"M DRRNUK!!!\"
 
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zomg, if yer woman cheated, the n bourbon NEEDs to be what you're drinkign gotonight.

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Jack Daniels is in the freezer, I'm only about 6 or 7 beers deep right now. We're probably going to be GOOD friend by the edn of the nigth.

RunDownHouse 06-21-2006 12:26 AM

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I'm getting drunk because tonight was game 6, Ed coming out, and I quit my job months ago and have not started to look for a new one.

Edge34 06-21-2006 12:28 AM

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I'm getting drunk because tonight was game 6, Ed coming out, and I quit my job months ago and have not started to look for a new one.

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Figures that today I couldn't even have Dallas force Game 7. [censored] A.

Edge34 06-21-2006 01:18 AM

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8 beers, 2 shots of Jack, feeling buzzed. They say the answeras aren't at the bottom of a bottle, but I call [censored]. Its gotta be here somewhere... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

RunDownHouse 06-21-2006 01:42 AM

Re: \"ZOMG I\"M DRRNUK!!!\"
 
I managed to hassle Wookie into it, so I might as well continue with you. When you wander into the liquor store at 4PM tomorrow, because you killed your bottle tonight, veer away from your JD staple and hunt out George Dickel's #12 Superior Brand Original Tennessee Finest Quality Sippin' Whisky. It will be cheaper than your JD and better as well.

Thank me later!

Edge34 06-21-2006 02:09 AM

Re: \"ZOMG I\"M DRRNUK!!!\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
I managed to hassle Wookie into it, so I might as well continue with you. When you wander into the liquor store at 4PM tomorrow, because you killed your bottle tonight, veer away from your JD staple and hunt out George Dickel's #12 Superior Brand Original Tennessee Finest Quality Sippin' Whisky. It will be cheaper than your JD and better as well.

Thank me later!

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I will thank you right now. I actually won 65.5BB today before I found out about all this [censored], and although I start my part-time summer job tomorrow, I probably won't "work" until Sunday at the earliest and intend to go on a weekend-long bender. Thank you much sir. Jack gets the job done but I do enjoy a good sipping liquor. I've got my Goose and Captain Private Stock. Will give a TR if the Dickel's hits me well enough.

FWIW, will also probably be picking up some Cider as well. This is going to be a loooong, drunken weekend.


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