Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

I am getting killed tonight, because of hands like this. I hope at the end of the month I look back at this night fondly.

Stacks $340 -- $400 PLO8

Dealt to hero A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

2 folds to me, I call (BB is pfr every hand)
3 callers
SB calls
BB raises to $24
I re-raise to $100
everyone else folds, we go all in

He shows A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Flop 10[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Turn 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
River 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Barf.

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

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I am getting killed tonight, because of hands like this. I hope at the end of the month I look back at this night fondly.

Stacks $340 -- $400 PLO8

Dealt to hero A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

2 folds to me, I call (BB is pfr every hand)
3 callers
SB calls
BB raises to $24
I re-raise to $100
everyone else folds, we go all in

He shows A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Flop 10[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Turn 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
River 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Barf.

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FYP for better barf content

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

I don't lose more if he scoops me with a flush as opposed to a straight.

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

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dug this hand out from last month... of course i peel on a flushed flop, turn 2nd nuts and run into absolute nuts in crazy heads-up cooler.

classic example of reverse implied odds peel!!!

one of the craziest tables i've ever played... BB is Miami John, Prahlad Friedman was present and 3-betting huge with A35 pre-flop, "the grief" participated in the fiasco too.

i was stuck 2 buy-ins at one point but got back to even from some big hands with Prahlad.

Full Tilt Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $554.75
Button: $1383.50
hero: $1741.55
BB: $1798.25

Pre-flop: (4 players) hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($40, 2 players)
hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $20</font>, hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($80, 2 players)
hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $80</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $320</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $960</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $1701.55</font>, BB calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3483.1, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3483.1)


Results:
Final pot: $3483.1
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed 8s 6c 9c Ts</font>
<font color="#ffffff">hero showed Tc Js 2d 3h</font>

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Here's another nugget from this game, a trap attempt gone wrong against Mizrachi:

Full Tilt Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
3 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $60</font>, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($120, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $120</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($360, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $180</font>, Hero calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($720, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $720</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $669</font>.
Uncalled bets: $51 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $2058
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 7d 8c 2c 8s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks 5d Ad Qd Qc</font>


I had to fold the river bet were I in a sane state of mind.

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

So [censored] horrible....

Full Tilt Poker Game #3513172297: Table Chimes - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 19:23:09 ET - 2007/09/09
Seat 1: maddog8 ($589.15)
Seat 2: buzznboom ($218.10), is sitting out
Seat 3: Fooge ($577.65)
Seat 4: Assani Fisher ($1,267.90)
Seat 5: HOSSSE_U ($526.30)
Seat 6: stark67 ($600), is sitting out
Seat 7: levantelo ($815.90)
Seat 8: MysticAH ($583.95)
Seat 9: THE GENIUS 115 ($506.10)
Fooge posts the small blind of $3
Assani Fisher posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Assani Fisher [2s Ac Qh 4d]
HOSSSE_U folds
levantelo folds
MysticAH folds
MysticAH: indeed
THE GENIUS 115 raises to $18
maddog8 folds
Fooge folds
Assani Fisher calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ts 3h 5d]
Assani Fisher checks
THE GENIUS 115 bets $30
Assani Fisher raises to $129
THE GENIUS 115 calls $99
*** TURN *** [Ts 3h 5d] [Ah]
Assani Fisher checks
THE GENIUS 115 bets $297
Assani Fisher raises to $594
THE GENIUS 115 calls $62.10, and is all in
Assani Fisher shows [2s Ac Qh 4d]
THE GENIUS 115 shows [Ad 2c 8c 6h]
Uncalled bet of $234.90 returned to Assani Fisher
*** RIVER *** [Ts 3h 5d Ah] [4h]
Assani Fisher shows a straight, Five high, for high andAssani Fisher shows 5,4,3,2,A, for low
THE GENIUS 115 shows a straight, Six high, for high andTHE GENIUS 115 shows 5,4,3,2,A, for low
THE GENIUS 115 wins the high pot ($506.10) with a straight, Six high
Assani Fisher ties for the low pot ($253.05) with 5,4,3,2,A
THE GENIUS 115 ties for the low pot ($253.05) with 5,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,015.20 | Rake $3
Board: [Ts 3h 5d Ah 4h]
Seat 1: maddog8 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: buzznboom is sitting out
Seat 3: Fooge (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Assani Fisher (big blind) showed [2s Ac Qh 4d] and won ($253.05) with HI: a straight, Five high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 5: HOSSSE_U didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: stark67 is sitting out
Seat 7: levantelo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: MysticAH didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: THE GENIUS 115 showed [Ad 2c 8c 6h] and won ($759.15) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

Wow that sucks.

I mean not using a converter. My head hurts.

OK the hand was pretty brutal too. Take solace in the fact that The Genius is a pretty big retard and you'll get it back from him one day.

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

hey you were right(although still not enough $$$ to make up for it)....

Full Tilt Poker Game #3513851144: Table Chimes - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 20:29:01 ET - 2007/09/09
Seat 2: skorohod ($271.85), is sitting out
Seat 3: fortax ($1,399.05)
Seat 4: Assani Fisher ($1,119.95)
Seat 5: HOSSSE_U ($638.95)
Seat 6: stark67 ($508.80)
Seat 7: levantelo ($658.55)
Seat 8: MysticAH ($1,054.50)
Seat 9: THE GENIUS 115 ($355.30)
Assani Fisher posts the small blind of $3
HOSSSE_U posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Assani Fisher [Ah 2s Qc As]
stark67 folds
levantelo folds
MysticAH folds
THE GENIUS 115 calls $6
fortax folds
Assani Fisher raises to $24
HOSSSE_U calls $18
THE GENIUS 115 calls $18
*** FLOP *** [6s 8s Ts]
albero777 sits down
albero777 adds $167.50
Assani Fisher bets $22
HOSSSE_U folds
THE GENIUS 115 calls $22
*** TURN *** [6s 8s Ts] [Kd]
Assani Fisher bets $49
THE GENIUS 115 calls $49
*** RIVER *** [6s 8s Ts Kd] [7s]
Assani Fisher bets $214
THE GENIUS 115 calls $214
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Assani Fisher shows [Ah 2s Qc As] a flush, Ace high, for high and 8,7,6,2,A, for low
THE GENIUS 115 mucks
Assani Fisher wins the high pot ($319.50) with a flush, Ace high
Assani Fisher wins the low pot ($319.50) with 8,7,6,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $642 | Rake $3
Board: [6s 8s Ts Kd 7s]
Seat 2: skorohod is sitting out
Seat 3: fortax (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Assani Fisher (small blind) showed [Ah 2s Qc As] and won ($639) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 8,7,6,2,A
Seat 5: HOSSSE_U (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: stark67 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: levantelo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: MysticAH didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: THE GENIUS 115 mucked [2h 4s 6c 6h] - HI: three of a kind, Sixes; LO: 8,7,6,4,2

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

I run so bad...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3514326514: Table Chimes - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 21:14:23 ET - 2007/09/09
Seat 1: kid_Eager ($473.95)
Seat 2: skorohod ($234)
Seat 3: predator06 ($852)
Seat 4: Assani Fisher ($1,509)
Seat 5: HOSSSE_U ($667.75)
Seat 6: GAME OVER 73 ($602.70)
Seat 7: levantelo ($704.60), is sitting out
Seat 8: MysticAH ($862.80)
Seat 9: maddog8 ($627)
HOSSSE_U posts the small blind of $3
GAME OVER 73 posts the big blind of $6
5 seconds left to act
maddog8 posts a dead small blind of $3
maddog8 posts $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Assani Fisher [7d 3s 3h As]
MysticAH folds
maddog8 checks
kid_Eager folds
skorohod folds
predator06 folds
Assani Fisher raises to $30
HOSSSE_U calls $27
GAME OVER 73 calls $24
maddog8 folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 3c Qs]
HOSSSE_U checks
GAME OVER 73 checks
Assani Fisher bets $99
HOSSSE_U calls $99
GAME OVER 73 folds
*** TURN *** [7s 3c Qs] [3d]
HOSSSE_U checks
Assani Fisher bets $297
HOSSSE_U has 15 seconds left to act
HOSSSE_U raises to $538.75, and is all in
Assani Fisher calls $241.75
HOSSSE_U shows [2s Qc Jh Ac]
Assani Fisher shows [7d 3s 3h As]
*** RIVER *** [7s 3c Qs 3d] [8h]
HOSSSE_U shows two pair, Queens and Threes, for high andHOSSSE_U shows 8,7,3,2,A, for low
Assani Fisher shows four of a kind, Threes, for high
Assani Fisher wins the high pot ($685.75) with four of a kind, Threes
HOSSSE_U wins the low pot ($685.75) with 8,7,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,374.50 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 3c Qs 3d 8h]
Seat 1: kid_Eager didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: skorohod didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: predator06 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Assani Fisher (button) showed [7d 3s 3h As] and won ($685.75) with HI: four of a kind, Threes
Seat 5: HOSSSE_U (small blind) showed [2s Qc Jh Ac] and won ($685.75) with HI: two pair, Queens and Threes; LO: 8,7,3,2,A
Seat 6: GAME OVER 73 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: levantelo is sitting out
Seat 8: MysticAH didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: maddog8 folded before the Flop

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

Why don't we just reaname this "Assani's bad beat thread"???


Full Tilt Poker Game #3515015852: Table Village Green - $2/$4 - No Limit Omaha H/L - 22:17:29 ET - 2007/09/09
Seat 1: xBIGxDAVEx ($160)
Seat 4: KING007 ($73.70)
Seat 5: Ihatetilt ($536.80)
Seat 6: asgarr0 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 7: htnjcy ($389)
Seat 8: Assani Fisher ($397)
Ihatetilt posts the small blind of $2
htnjcy posts the big blind of $4
5 seconds left to act
xBIGxDAVEx posts $4
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Assani Fisher [As Ac 8c 3c]
Assani Fisher raises to $18
xBIGxDAVEx folds
KING007 folds
Ihatetilt raises to $536.80, and is all in
htnjcy folds
xBIGxDAVEx adds $133.90
Assani Fisher has 15 seconds left to act
Assani Fisher calls $379, and is all in
Ihatetilt shows [Ts Ah 3s 7h]
Assani Fisher shows [As Ac 8c 3c]
Uncalled bet of $139.80 returned to Ihatetilt
*** FLOP *** [8h 8s Js]
*** TURN *** [8h 8s Js] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8h 8s Js 9h] [7s]
Ihatetilt shows a flush, Jack high, for high
Assani Fisher shows three of a kind, Eights, for high
Ihatetilt wins the pot ($799) with a flush, Jack high
Assani Fisher is sitting out
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $802 | Rake $3
Board: [8h 8s Js 9h 7s]
Seat 1: xBIGxDAVEx folded before the Flop
Seat 4: KING007 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Ihatetilt (small blind) showed [Ts Ah 3s 7h] and won ($799) with HI: a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: asgarr0 is sitting out
Seat 7: htnjcy (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Assani Fisher showed [As Ac 8c 3c] and lost with HI: three of a kind, Eights



Full Tilt Poker Game #3515051388: Table Purple Majesty - $2/$4 - No Limit Omaha H/L - 22:20:42 ET - 2007/09/09
Seat 1: xNightmaretiltx ($1,811.05)
Seat 2: bombarr ($324.75)
Seat 3: EVGA ($98)
Seat 4: Torres1 ($171.90)
Seat 5: Assani Fisher ($964.65)
Seat 6: mick the hoon ($85.35)
Seat 7: KYjelly3 ($243.85)
Seat 9: shoe44 ($199.95)
mick the hoon posts the small blind of $2
KYjelly3 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Assani Fisher [2c Qd Qh Ah]
shoe44 folds
xNightmaretiltx folds
bombarr folds
EVGA folds
Torres1 raises to $14
Assani Fisher calls $14
mick the hoon calls $12
KYjelly3 calls $10
*** FLOP *** [4s Ks 3c]
mick the hoon checks
KYjelly3 checks
Torres1 has 15 seconds left to act
Torres1 bets $20
Assani Fisher calls $20
mick the hoon folds
KYjelly3 folds
*** TURN *** [4s Ks 3c] [8d]
Torres1 bets $137.90, and is all in
Assani Fisher calls $137.90
Torres1 shows [2s 4d Ad Tc]
Assani Fisher shows [2c Qd Qh Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ks 3c 8d] [As]
Torres1 shows two pair, Aces and Fours, for high andTorres1 shows 8,4,3,2,A, for low
Assani Fisher shows a pair of Aces, for high andAssani Fisher shows 8,4,3,2,A, for low
Torres1 wins the high pot ($184.40) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Torres1 ties for the low pot ($92.20) with 8,4,3,2,A
Assani Fisher ties for the low pot ($92.20) with 8,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $371.80 | Rake $3
Board: [4s Ks 3c 8d As]
Seat 1: xNightmaretiltx didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: bombarr didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: EVGA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Torres1 showed [2s 4d Ad Tc] and won ($276.60) with HI: two pair, Aces and Fours; LO: 8,4,3,2,A
Seat 5: Assani Fisher (button) showed [2c Qd Qh Ah] and won ($92.20) with HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 8,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: mick the hoon (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: KYjelly3 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: shoe44 didn't bet (folded)

Re: ***September Low-Content Thread***
 

Wow that second hand is sick.

If it makes you feel better, in the last 6 weeks:

-$7,000 in LO8
-$7,000 in PLO
+$5,000 in NLHE

That's about as ass backwards as it gets for me. I'm totally snakebit in LO8. I probably played 4,000 hands online and about 50 hours live (LO8) and it's the coldest stretch i've ever had.