$50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
 

Example:
Villain: 47 = nuts
Flop: No Wai he has Ace.
etc.

Gogogogoogogoog. You have until I come back from dinner tonight. I'm only shipping on Stars.

5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)

Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
 

on the river I can go arrrriiiin as a bluff and he will HAVE to fold muahahahahaha.... oh wait...

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on river you clearly missed clubs and changed the hh...villain played it to perfection

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Preflop:

Villain: Im suited, im goot, RAISE!
Hero: Reasonable hand, ill 3-bet but i don't know why I'm doing it.
Villain: I told you, im suited!
Hero: Ok, ur goot, i call.

Flop:
Villain: runner runner flush draw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])))) I bettttt
Hero: Dude, i got the nuts IMO.
Villain: No u dont, 3-bets.
Hero: OK.

Turn:
Villain: Fukkin flush draw, w/e i still got straight draw, im goot.
Hero: No ur not.
Villain: Yes i am.
Hero: No ur not.
Villain: Ok, then, call.

River:
Villain: I GOTTT A PAIRRRRR [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Hero: I dont care.
Villain: You should.
Hero: stfu
Villain: OK, u got it. I give up.

SHIP ITTTTTTT. Stars SN: ivann14

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Villain was obv 2 guys

Dude I'm so fkd. Let's have weed brownies and play limit hold'em.
Yeah man, and cap everything!

I'm gonna sit with my roll imo
Yeah, ldo

Dude button
Sweet

74o
Raise
ldo
He 3bets
Cap man imo

Man i flopped a trips draw and a 2 pair draw
Bet
He raises?
3bet for value
He caps imo
Sweet, he has a flushdraw ldo

Turn is a non club
Sweet, cap it imo
If this gets to showdown we will own his soul forever

River is a non club and we paired!
Sweet man, bet!
He raises ...
Lol, he missed his fd ldo. 3bet imo for value and range merging.
He caps [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Niiice, slowroll the bi-atc-h and shiiip them monnies

Dude we lost my roll while poo-flinging imo
Ah [censored], let's go to White Castle, oh where's your car dude?

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5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com


<font color="blue"> hmm k, let's look for a table. Heads up? hmm k whatever, everyone who plays limit is a huge [censored] idiot anyways, i'm gonna stack him like 12 times the first hour.

hmm, i'm gonna buy in for just 15.25 bb to tilt this [censored] </font>

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)

Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls


<font color="blue">hmm 47 sooooooted, not that great of hand, but i can certainly outplay villain here, since he is just a limitdonk, RAISE!!! reraise lol [censored] you you [censored] limit donk! CAP, lets make him think i've got the Airlines </font>


Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls


<font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font>

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls


<font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font>

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls


<font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font>

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB


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villain

Preflop: heads up no limit is an easy game, wtf is this [censored] i wanna go all in preflop flip for stacks im no worse than a 55 45 35 underdog hut hut hike

Flop: always bet on black, wtf u raise me [censored] always tryin to iceskate uphill i reraise and call obv with my multiple concealed backdoor draws (pair, etc)

Turn: now we have a jack chop draw in no limit its a good idea to push ur opponent off a chop, prob a good idea in this game here, i just gotta keep pushing in tiny amounts

River: ! That card helped me. And it probably didn't help you. *furious clicking on the bet area* Bro I'm trying to be nice I'm betting quick to let u know i got there ...? Bro? Broooooooo

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PF: i R playing a four and seven because in the game of texas hold them, these are the type of hands that can really hit flops, and if i miss, I can bluff this fish out of the pot.
Flop: PERFECT! this is the exact flop i wanted to see. I have a backdoor flush draw and im also drawing to a split. If clubs happen to come i can also c/r him outta his seat.
Turn: I love this action I am getting on the turn. It doesn't really matter my cards because im going to bluff this fish on the river anyways. Since hes a fish, he never has a strong holding because he doesnt understand how to play hands like 47s and JTs, the only two hands he has are pocket cowboys and pocket rockets. He will have to fold river
River: On this river I am really thinking about super system 2: agressive poker is winning poker. There is just no wai he can call without a jack, and he never has a jack. His river 4-bet tells me that maybe all along i was underestimating him and he is capable of playing hands like 47s. I would raise but i think there is a glitch so i am just going to call and expect to see 98 or 78 95% of the time.

capt sukout on stars.

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"Let's give poker a try today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]))))))))))"

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"OMG i has 47 just like Hitman! Raisey Daisy imo"

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preflop: I have 2 cards, I raises.

flop: I have 2 cards, I raises.

turn: I have 2 cards, I raises.

river: I have 2 cards, I raises.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6936/cardspv8.gif

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Preflop: I am so sneaky. He 3bet, he obs has 2 big cards, when my 2 small cards hit I'll surely get paid off!!!

Flop: Well, he obviously doesnt have big cards, look at all the big cards that just hit! With my 4-bet preflop, he's got to show me some respect, I'll just 3-bet him here and on the turn...that fish has GOT to fold AMIRITE?!

Turn: PERFECT CARD FOR ME FTW!!!! I REP THE JACK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, HE'S SO FOLDING A NON-CLUB RIVER, AMIRITE?!

RIVER: NICE I MADE A PAIR! WELL, lets see....his club didn't hit, so he's got to fold to a 3-bet, AMIRITE??? [censored] 4-BET!?!??!?! i have a pair *shrugs and proceeds to go to the bathroom, wiping his ass with several BB's in the process*

ship teh monies to ericdrawback on FT :-D

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"IT'S LIMIT SO I DONT GIVE A [censored]"

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Omg i flopped AK47, gogogo!

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so far ivan and pokerchap imo... pokerchap made me laugh, vn!

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5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)
Pre-hand: <font color="blue">The name of this website is so misleading. I have yet to be invited to a single party. Maybe if I spice up the action a bit I'll get noticed more.</font>
Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls
<font color="blue">OK, I have really good implied odds here. I kno that he has high cards, so all I have to do is flop a draw with my suited two-gapper here and CAP THIS BITCH! ez game.</font>
Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls
<font color="blue"> Haha, he called! Calling is a sign of weakness, if I understand anything in SuperSystem. Let's not forget, I have outs to runner-runner broadway and a backdoor flush draw. My fold equity is huge too, considering that the bet sizing will DOUBLE in the next round of betting. Why did God make limit so easy for me?</font>
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>,
<font color="blue">This [censored] just hit a gutshot, no doubt. Just put all in, I can lose two buyins, HYACHYACHAYCHACYA</font>
<font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>,
<font color="blue">[censored] IT, [censored] THIS GAME. [censored] MY LIFE! I still have 4 outs, I can't fold now with these pot odds. Wait, can I? I don't know! Why did I try to bluff this hand? I'm such a [censored] idiot! I hate myself.</font>
<font color="#cc0000">SB calls</font>
<font color="blue">By Electrical Jesus, I am one to finish what I start. Besides, he must know that I'm bluffing by now. If I know that he knows that I'm bluffing...but what if he knows that? [censored] it, I call. Limit is so complicated, I should have stuck with the cadillac of poker.</font>

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls
<font color="blue">Note: At this point, villain is not thinking. Instead, he is angrily clicking the raise button because he thinks his ego will be tarnished if he folds</font>

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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<font color="blue">Obv. So [censored] obv. This dumbass called me PF with QJ! What [censored]. I really need to stop bluffing.</font>

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lol min bet poker

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[ QUOTE ]
Example:
Villain: 47 = nuts
Flop: No Wai he has Ace.
etc.

Gogogogoogogoog. You have until I come back from dinner tonight. I'm only shipping on Stars.

5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)

Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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Flop: No Wai he has Ace.


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lol min bet poker

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ummm villian: "only 2,999,997 FPP and I get my car."

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I already canceled one date cuz im waiting for him to come back from dinner and see the results. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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"yup im gay and i play limit"

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"omg 7 and 4 makes 11! All I need is a 10!"

flop

".. jackpot"

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Drugs are bad mmmmmmkkkkkkkkk......

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ITS SBRUGBY'S FAV HAND; IMA RAISE!

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Preflop: Wheeee!!!

flop: Wheeee!!!

Turn: Wheeee!!!

River: Wheeee!!!

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" I have no idea what these buttons do but there fun to click"

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Thank you Parkinson's disease for my 10 [censored] misclicks.

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"If I didn't have this f'ing anti-superuser account I would be able to see my hole cards"

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http://69.24.73.172/entry.jpg

Gullanian on stars

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Well I lol'd anyway

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preflop:
villain- hehaha im gonna play like sammy farha today im gonna hit the nutsack this hand

flop:
villain- uhh damn i missed, it doesnt matter im in the sammy farha mind of state now hhahahaah im gonna win(mario accent)

turn:
villain- ok ive seen on high stakes poker where sammy farha bluffs on nothing... my middle name is sammy(arnold governator accent)

river-
villain-ok this is it im gonna bet him out of this hand...OOOOO SHITTTTTT this is limit holdem.. i thought this was no limit damn i cant go all in!!!! uhhh might as well miniraise him and scare him off..maybe my 4s are good

showdown:
villain- i quit poker this is bs..i thought this was no limit holdem..(villain walks outside to let his steam blow and a bird takes a dump on his head and a dog walks by and pees on his leg)

PS account: x.champ10

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let it ring loud and true across the land.. hold em rewards bold, aggressive play!

ahem, sir.. that's no limit hold em

.....oh [censored].

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Well I lol'd anyway

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It's kinda unfair to have semi-awesome MSPAINT skillz imo

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http://69.24.73.172/entry.jpg

Gullanian on stars

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oh god, if this doesn't win this contest was rigged

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My vote goes to gullanian.

I'm not going to try since I will not be able to beat that.

Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
 

I was going to make something up.

Until I saw Gullanian's reply.

His answer is la nostra barretta approved.
We shall be very disappointed if he is not declared the winner.

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Gullanian on stars

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Winner

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Wow, what are the odds of finding a heads-up Hold `Em High/Low game with no qualifier...damn, counterfeited on the river. Guess I'll make a crying call...