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Absolute Poker VIP Tourney. 101 entrants. Starts at 6:00, and I have to leave at 6:15. Clearly I have to go all-in every hand. People didn't take it too well.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: UTG+1 (T1500)
Seat 2: MP (T1490)
Seat 3: LP (T1470)
Seat 4: CO (T1470)
Seat 5: Button (T1470)
Seat 6: Small blind (Hero) (T1600)
Seat 7: Big blind (T1500)
Seat 8: UTG (T1500)

Preflop: Hero is Small blind with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
6 folds, Hero all-in ($1590), Big blind all-in ($1480)

Flop: (T30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T30) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T3000

Results below:
Big blind has Ac Qd (ace high)
Hero has 2d 5d (One pair, fives)

Outcome: Hero wins T3000

Body Count: 1

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (9 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button (T1470)
Seat 2: Small blind (T1470)
Seat 3: Big blind (T1470)
Seat 4: UTG (T1470)
Seat 5: UTG+1 (T1470)
Seat 6: MP1 (Hero) (T3160)
Seat 7: MP2 (T1500)
Seat 8: LP (T1490)
Seat 9: CO (T3160)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero all-in ($3160), 2 folds, CO all-in ($3160), Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds

Flop: (T30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T30) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T30) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T6350

Results below:
Hero has 8h Ac (Four of a kind, aces)
CO has 4d 6c (Three of a kind, aces)

Outcome: Hero wins T6350

Body Count: 2

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: LP (T1470)
Seat 2: CO (T1460)
Seat 3: Button (T1440)
Seat 4: Small blind (T1450)
Seat 5: Big blind (T1470)
Seat 6: UTG (Hero) (T6380)
Seat 7: UTG+1 (T1500)
Seat 8: MP (T1490)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero all-in ($6380), 4 folds, Button all-in ($1440), Small blind folds, Big blind folds

Flop: (T30) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T2910

Results below:
Button has Qd Qs (One pair, queens)
Hero has Th 5c (jack high)

Outcome: Button wins T2910

I got robbed.
Luckily the very next hand is against the same guy.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: MP (T1470)
Seat 2: LP (T1460)
Seat 3: CO (T2910)
Seat 4: Button (T1440)
Seat 5: Small blind (T1450)
Seat 6: Big blind (Hero) (T4940)
Seat 7: UTG (T1500)
Seat 8: UTG+1 (T1490)

Preflop: Hero is Big blind with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, CO calls ($20), 2 folds, Hero all-in ($4920), CO all-in ($2890)

Flop: (T50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T5830

Results below:
CO has Th Ah (One pair, queens)
Hero has Ks Kd (Two Pair, kings and queens)

Outcome: Hero wins T5830

Body Count: 3

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Small blind (T1450)
Seat 2: Big blind (T1460)
Seat 3: UTG (T1440)
Seat 4: UTG+1 (T1440)
Seat 5: MP (T1440)
Seat 6: LP (Hero) (T7940)
Seat 7: CO (T1470)
Seat 8: Button (T1460)

Preflop: Hero is LP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero all-in ($7940), CO folds, Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind all-in ($1440)

Flop: (T30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T30) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T2930

Results below:
Big blind has Ks Ad (One pair, kings)
Hero has 3h 6h (One pair, sixes)

Outcome: Big blind wins T2930

Nice suckout, fish.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: LP (T1440)
Seat 2: CO (T2920)
Seat 3: Button (T1410)
Seat 4: Small blind (T1420)
Seat 5: Big blind (T1440)
Seat 6: UTG (Hero) (T6540)
Seat 7: UTG+1 (T1470)
Seat 8: MP (T1460)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero all-in ($6540), 3 folds, CO all-in ($2920), Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds

Flop: (T30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T30) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T5870

Results below:
CO has Qs Ah (One pair, nines)
Hero has Jc Ts (Two Pair, tens and nines)

Outcome: Hero wins T5870

Body Count: 4

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 20/20
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: UTG (T1440)
Seat 2: UTG+1 (T1160)
Seat 3: MP (T1410)
Seat 4: LP (T1410)
Seat 5: CO (T1410)
Seat 6: Button (Hero) (T9520)
Seat 7: Small blind (T1450)
Seat 8: Big blind (T1460)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP calls ($20), 2 folds, Hero all-in ($9520), Small blind folds, Big blind folds, MP all-in ($1390)

Flop: (T50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T2850

Results below:
MP has 9h Ah (One pair, sixes)
Hero has Th 2h (Two Pair, tens and sixes)

Outcome: Hero wins T2850

Body Count: 5
MP proceeds to hang around the rest of the tournament and tell me how bad I play and how lucky I am. Thanks for the heads up [censored].

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 30/30
Blinds (3 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 2: Small blind (T1160)
Seat 6: Big blind (Hero) (T10960)
Seat 7: Button (T1440)

Preflop: Hero is Big blind with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Small blind calls ($15), Hero all-in ($10930), Small blind all-in ($1130)

Flop: (T45) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T45) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T45) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T2320

Results below:
Hero has Qs Kd (Two Pair, kings and fives)
Small blind has As Jh (One pair, fives)

Outcome: Hero wins T2320

Body Count: 6
Time is 6:08 right now.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 30/30
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: UTG (T1030)
Seat 2: UTG+1 (T3725)
Seat 3: MP (T1840)
Seat 4: LP (T1635)
Seat 5: CO (T5690)
Seat 6: Button (Hero) (T12150)
Seat 7: Small blind (T1410)
Seat 9: Big blind (T1535)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG all-in ($1030), 4 folds, Hero all-in ($12150), Small blind folds, Big blind folds

Flop: (T45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T45) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T45) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T2105

Results below:
UTG has 9h 9s (Two Pair, tens and nines)
Hero has 6d Ks (One pair, tens)

Outcome: UTG wins T2105

At this point half the table is complaining that I'm ruining the game. Whining like a bunch of bitches. The assclown from before is still berating me.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 30/30
Blinds (7 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Small blind (T2105)
Seat 2: Big blind (T3725)
Seat 3: UTG (T1840)
Seat 4: MP (T1635)
Seat 5: LP (T5690)
Seat 6: CO (Hero) (T11120)
Seat 7: Button (T1395)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises ($120), MP calls ($120), 1 fold, Hero all-in ($11120), 3 folds, UTG all-in ($1720), MP folds

Flop: (T285) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T285) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T285) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T3845

Results below:
Hero has 5c Kc (ace high)
UTG has Jd Ad (Two Pair, aces and jacks)

Outcome: UTG wins T3845

[censored] you

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 30/30
Blinds (8 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button (T2090)
Seat 2: Small blind (T3695)
Seat 3: Big blind (T3845)
Seat 4: UTG (T1515)
Seat 5: UTG+1 (T5690)
Seat 6: MP (Hero) (T9280)
Seat 7: LP (T1395)
Seat 8: CO (T1720)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls ($30), Hero all-in ($9280), 3 folds, Small blind all-in ($3680), Big blind folds, UTG+1 all-in ($5660)

Flop: (T75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T15105

Results below:
Small blind has 7h 7s (Two Pair, nines and eights)
Hero has 7c Kh (Two Pair, nines and eights)
UTG+1 has Js Jh (Two Pair, jacks and nines)

Outcome: UTG+1 wins T3990 from side pot
Outcome: UTG+1 wins T11115 from main pot

That hurt.

Converted by PokerGeek
Absolute NL Hold'em Tournament - 30/30
Blinds (7 handed)

Starting Stacks
Seat 1: Button (T2090)
Seat 3: Small blind (T3815)
Seat 4: Big blind (T1515)
Seat 5: UTG (T15105)
Seat 6: MP (Hero) (T3590)
Seat 7: LP (T1395)
Seat 8: CO (T1720)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls ($30), Hero all-in ($3590), LP folds, CO folds, Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds, UTG calls ($3560)

Flop: (T3635) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Turn: (T3635) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (0 players)

River: (T3635) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (0 players)

Final Pot: T7225

Results below:
UTG has 9h 9d (Two Pair, jacks and nines)
Hero has Ts Ad (One pair, jacks)

Outcome: UTG wins T7225

[censored] donkaments. can't win a goddamn coinflip. rigged.