How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

Ok, this speaks for itself. It's a post in a hand histories thread from another (non poker specific) forum. I'm just going to quote the whole post in question.

LET THE HEAD ASPLOSIONS BEGIN.

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Here was an opportunity missed. But i still know that it's -ve (for me anyway) to get in big pots in this situation. There are always opportunities to beat these players at these limits, let's face it, they're not very good. I'm definately a better player when i'm patient rather than not concentrating and assuming that the chips will just come my way. Fair play to him though, he got me off my hand.

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And here is the hand history.



PokerStars Game #13264721571: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2007/11/15 - 20:29:52 (ET)

Table 'Brita' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 1: nizen ($4.65 in chips)
Seat 2: hairyducky ($4.10 in chips)
Seat 3: selsiad ($6.80 in chips)
Seat 4: sweet_podge ($1.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Mr.Cleannnnn ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 6: JBartel333 ($6.40 in chips)

Mr.Cleannnnn: posts small blind $0.05
JBartel333: posts big blind $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JBartel333 [Ks Kh]

nizen: calls $0.10
hairyducky: calls $0.10
selsiad: folds
sweet_podge: calls $0.10
selsiad is sitting out
Mr.Cleannnnn: folds
JBartel333: raises $0.40 to $0.50
nizen: calls $0.40
hairyducky: calls $0.40
sweet_podge: folds

*** FLOP *** [2d Jh Js]

JBartel333: checks
nizen: bets $1
hairyducky: calls $1
JBartel333: folds

*** TURN *** [2d Jh Js] [Th]

nizen: checks
Mr.Cleannnnn said, "Aq"
hairyducky: checks

*** RIVER *** [2d Jh Js Th] [Kc]

nizen: checks
hairyducky: checks

*** SHOW DOWN ***

nizen: shows [Kd 5h] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Mr.Cleannnnn said, "right bartel?" - he thought i had A-Q.
hairyducky: mucks hand
nizen collected $3.50 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.65 | Rake $0.15
Board [2d Jh Js Th Kc]

Seat 1: nizen showed [Kd 5h] and won ($3.50) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: hairyducky mucked [8c 8h]
Seat 3: selsiad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: sweet_podge (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Mr.Cleannnnn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: JBartel333 (big blind) folded on the Flop

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

dr

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

[] lol
[] absolute must read

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

If you don't find that funny you need to go DIAGF.

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

nizen collected $3.50 from pot

can that even buy you a double cheese at mcds?

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

How to not go broke with KK by OP
1) dont buy in full
2) dont c-bet a JJ2 flop
3) check fold said flop at $10NL
4) ????
5) (profit)

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

[X] Hero is a top set miner

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

set mining with KK at 10NL 6 max

lolllllllllllllll

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

well played by OP's quote

Re: How to not go broke with KK ([x] lol, absolute must read)
 

Lol a guy in position bet so he has to have a jack imo