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was a turkish muslim exotic in atlanta. i'm tellin' you. crazy [censored]. i would have to rate myself somewhat of an open minded guy. more experienced than the average, probably. this chick was about five foot nothing, 100 lbs. and screwed like a pissed off badger (i'm guessing what a pissed off badger screws like, obv.) everytime, it was beat me, choke me, slap me, hurt me, (she screams like hell) and i wonder if i'm going to jail... no breaks ever, never a quickie or casual encounter. just balls to the walls, spit flyin', fluid sucking, beat down, screaming, mayhem.

changed my view of the muslim world a bit, yo?? no christian or aethiest or jew or mormon comes close...

how bout it??

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What is an "exotic?"

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exotic girl. in my haste to deliver the public service announcement i forgot it...

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blonde and deaf

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Id pay money for a recording of a deaf chicks orgasm.

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crap thread

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It would have to be video. I don't think sign language gets picked up on audio. I bet she'd scream her hands off.

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blu,

FWIW, my experience has been that tiny girls are into the roughest sex. It's like they have something to prove. And fundamentalist/super-religious girls are often into the wildest sex.

So, yeah, your story is actually totally believable!

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Id pay money for a recording of a deaf chicks orgasm.

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I had sex with a deaf girl. She sounded like chewbacca. I'm not kidding.

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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?????

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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...BECAUSE SHE WAS A VEGAN THAT LIKED TO RAVISH MEAT!!!!1


RIMSHOT!

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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?????

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...BECAUSE SHE WAS A VEGAN THAT LIKED TO RAVISH MEAT!!!!1


RIMSHOT!

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How else was she gonna get her protein??? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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it was beat me, choke me, slap me, hurt me, (she screams like hell) and i wonder if i'm going to jail...


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this is always weird. i had a girlfriend once who liked to be spanked. She used to have to twist my arm cause i could never really bring myself to call her names or anything even. her roomates thought asked my friends if i was nice cause they heard the slapping noises i guess from me hitting her in the butt.

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I had sex with a deaf girl. She sounded like chewbacca. I'm not kidding.

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like chewbacca??!!! both brutally honest and brutally funny. well done.

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I had sex with a deaf girl. She sounded like chewbacca. I'm not kidding.

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Why do I find this so fascinating. TR? Also, isn't it a bit distracting when it sounds like you're sexing Chewie?

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Why do I find this so fascinating. TR? Also, isn't it a bit distracting when it sounds like you're sexing Chewie?

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Mini trip report.

I went to school at RIT, and the NTID (national technical institute for the deaf) is also there. Or a part of it. I never really figured that out. Tons of deaf people, it's nothing weird.

There was a deaf chick in my calc class. We sat at the same table, and worked together on assignments. Passed a bunch of notes in class. She asked if I wanted to hang out and study some time. We set something up, she came to my dorm room, we talked to each other by typing into Notepad. One thing led to another, you all know how it is. I was weirded out at first, but I mean I had gone past the point of no return so I just chose to accept it as being the unique experience it was.

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http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimag...ikuchiint1.jpg

I'd hit that.

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There was a deaf chick in my calc class. We sat at the same table, and worked together on assignments. Passed a bunch of notes in class. She asked if I wanted to hang out and study some time. We set something up, she came to my dorm room, we talked to each other by typing into Notepad. One thing led to another, you all know how it is. I was weirded out at first, but I mean I had gone past the point of no return so I just chose to accept it as being the unique experience it was.

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That's hot.

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pics please

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I really want to stuff a deaffy now

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can you just add a Y to anything like that?

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You had sex with Chewbacca??

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LOL

I banged a scottish chick, she was a total screamer I thought the hotel room door was to be kicked in any second...

Her BJ's started in fast forward, first time I was like.. girl what you doing that too fast... then about 30 seconds later I was uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh ugghh ughhhh aaaaah wowowow wooo whooop whooopaaaaaugggggghhhhh... UUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!

She was cream crackers though, good times [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Male dominated cultures=crazy shagging women.

Their whole lives are basically devoted to cooking cleaning and [censored]. Seems easy enough to get good at all 3.

Also your post sucks pretty bad.

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My wildest was the wife of a conservative pastor who had the largest congregation in Rochester, NY.

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So YOU are that bastard who broke up my marriage!!!!

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I'd hit that.

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lolol. i feel bad for laughing.

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you think it's because the culture is male-dominated or simply because these cultures tend to be super-conservative and thus everyone is sexually repressed.

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Every girl from the South that I've ever met is or known about threw my friends was exactly this crazy.

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you think it's because the culture is male-dominated or simply because these cultures tend to be super-conservative and thus everyone is sexually repressed.

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part because its conservative. But these women are basically taught that the quality of their husband and thus a large part of the quality of their lives and the amt of money they have are based on their ability to do the three things I mentioned. How it is with poor Thai women at least. Can't speak for all male dominated cultures tho

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http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/2003/i...ewbacca.lg.jpg

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I had a on-going fling with this bat-sh*t crazy redhead one time who liked to bite...HARD. I came away bleeding more than once. BJ's were a no-no!!!

Later on in life I got on a kick out of sleeping with pregnant chicks...go figure.

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This thread is hilarious, but is risking taking a turn toward BBV. Last weekend I took home two 22 year old ballerinas from the bar. They didn't bite anything or scream like monkeys, but they were pretty damned wild.

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oh, do share.

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All,

If you're posting two sentences when your experiences merit, minimum, a TR, potentially with pics or at least MS Paints, you fail at OOT.







(I would say you fail at life, but clearly you're not as colossal a failure as those of us just barely past the "bags of sand" phase, so do us all a solid and let us live vicariously through you, you lucky bastards.)

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I will never look at deaffies the same way again.

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just think of all the dirty [censored] you can say to her. and you can put your friends on speakerphone so they can listen in. that is, if you're into that.

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This is the winner right here, obviously.