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Stake Monster 07-11-2007 02:06 PM

BE CAREFUL BBV. Proof that the switches exist inside
 
I have concrete proof here that the boom/doomswitches exist. I've broken through Titan Poker's secret operations. They will likely punish me accordingly after attempting to cut a deal with one of their agents, but I will take the fall for the truth to be out there. Who knows how wide these practices spread? I bet they're all in it, flipping the switches up and down depending on their moods. Those bastards. FTP, PokerStars, Party, etc.. all have access to these switches I bet.

I seeked out one of their minions in the hopes of uncovering their secret.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6823/titanpm3.jpg

..This agent was a stubborn one, but after a while he came back to me with a "bonus offer" which I suspected was a sneaky way of offering me a boomswitch, yet he still didn't want to acknowledge its existence openly.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5434/titan2ec9.jpg


...until THIS:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6758/titan3fu2.jpg

Obviously, threatening to talk to his superiors (who might not all be into the whole operation???) scared him enough to finally admit their existences. He stopped replying at that point. Maybe they saw my conversation with him. Who knows what they did to him.. and his family. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Poor Jake.

What should I do BBV? Should I defy logic and deposit there and HOPE that our heroic Jake had time to activate the boomswitch? Or just uninstall everything and move to a different continent?

In any case, I feel safe in saying that I have proven that boomswitches do exist, and would easily explain the graphs of CTS and aba, and the karma-ific graph of Grimstarr. They are not coincidences, they are merely inside jobs from friends, or foes. Be careful out there.

TrueTitanium 07-11-2007 02:09 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
LOL, hilarious. Jake has no idea what he's done

pdoran10 07-11-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
lol

WuTank 07-11-2007 02:19 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
A+

BadMoFu 07-11-2007 02:36 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
I knew it!!!

MaxRaises 07-11-2007 02:40 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 

That sneaky SOB Jake!

Stealthy 07-11-2007 02:41 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
This thread has promise A+

Nonfiction 07-11-2007 02:43 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
Your persistance is amazing, Jake tried to play it off for so long but you finally intimidated him.

React1oN 07-11-2007 02:43 PM

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kylephilly 07-11-2007 02:45 PM

Re: Brag or Beat? Proof that the switches exist
 
Stakemonster you are a genius and the fact that your name is Pascal makes this 100% more enjoyable.


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