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God is crying
This morning I was gonna take my parents' dog for a hike, but then that emo bastard had to [censored] it up for me.
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dogs dont die from rain imo.
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ps. the cd in my cd player at my house right now is operation ivy, sweet loc!
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dogs dont die from rain imo. [/ QUOTE ] |
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[censored] god imo
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I FEEL HOW WEAK AND FRUITLESS MUST BE ANY WORDS OF MINE WHICH SHOULD ATTEMPT TO BEGUILE YOU FROM THE GRIEF OF A LOSS SO OVERWHELMING. I PRAY THAT OUR HEAVENLY FATHER MAY ASSUAGE THE ANGUISH OF YOUR BEREAVEMENT, AND LEAVE YOU ONLY THE CHERISED MEMORY OF THE SUNNY DAYS LOVED AND LOST, AND THE SOLEMN PRIDE THAT MUST BE YOURS TO HAVE LAID SO COSTLY A SACRIFICE UPON THE ALTAR OF FREEDOM. ALLOW MY CAPSLOCK KEY TO EXPRESS BUT A FRACTION OF MY CONDOLENCES.
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yeah it rained in la today and i thought the world was ending too
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Hi Conspire
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yeah it rained in la today and i thought the world was ending too [/ QUOTE ] didnt rain here |
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Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds his beloved canine counterpart through the hills and precipitation, for he is truly his pet's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who fail to provide for my canine bretrhen. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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raining here in SD
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Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds his beloved canine counterpart through the hills and precipitation, for he is truly his pet's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who fail to provide for my canine bretrhen. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. [/ QUOTE ] lol that's like the only bible quote that i know too. yeah i'm in la too and it's been pretty much raining balls all day. plus it hasn't rained for like 2 years so the roads are gonna be sooooo slippery right now. |
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Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds his beloved canine counterpart through the hills and precipitation, for he is truly his pet's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who fail to provide for my canine bretrhen. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. [/ QUOTE ] lol first postaments |
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fwiw it's nice and sunny here
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i had to shovel in the cold.
Tomorrow's forecast: 29° F Precip: 100% Becoming windy with snow likely in the afternoon. High 29F. SE winds at 10 to 20 mph, increasing to 20 to 30 mph. About one inch of snow expected. It's pretty cold here [censored]! |
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i guess it was kinda cold and cloudy, def no rain though.
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I like the rainy weather.
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And fwiw, if God is crying then I've done my job.
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And fwiw, if God is crying then I've done my job. [/ QUOTE ] relax my son, i was just taking a piss |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. |
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[ QUOTE ] And fwiw, if God is crying then I've done my job. [/ QUOTE ] relax my son, i was just taking a piss [/ QUOTE ] Best 2nd post ever |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] And fwiw, if God is crying then I've done my job. [/ QUOTE ] relax my son, i was just taking a piss [/ QUOTE ] Best 2nd post ever [/ QUOTE ] I think I remember someone coming up with great porn links or something as a second post, so I have to say I disagree. |
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[ QUOTE ] Hi Conspire [/ QUOTE ] How has life been treating you today my broher? <font color="green">C</font><font color="red">o</font><font color="green">n</font><font color="red">s</font><font color="green">p</font><font color="red">i</font><font color="green">r</font><font color="red">e</font> [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm going to a play tonight which is pretty much gay. |
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In sixth grade I saw the wizard of oz in thatrical form. Pretty boring, but the wicked witch of the east was hot and I got her autograph. Variance, thought she was hot but I was not yet psychologically fit to masterbate?
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Got to the second hole at my Country Club this morning (birdie first hole, par second) and it started dumping. Still walked 9, albeit with an umbrella and getting soaked. Oh, I'm in So Cal too.
Remember that Jack Handy quote? "If a child asks you why it rains, tell him something cute like, 'God is crying.' If he asks you why God is crying, tell him something else cute like, 'Probably because of something you did.'" Oh, and obv none of the above quotes are from the bible. |
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Passa, is it ok for me to love a man?
What if his name is Jose Calderon? |
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Oh, and obv none of the above quotes are from the bible. [/ QUOTE ] you are partially correct my son. please refer to ezekiel 25:17 in the good book |
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[ QUOTE ] Oh, and obv none of the above quotes are from the bible. [/ QUOTE ] you are partially correct my son. please refer to ezekiel 25:17 in the good book [/ QUOTE ] Partially from the bible = not from the bible. Thus: For it shall be that the fondest desire of my heart shall be to be repeatedly cracked in the scrotum with a 5-iron wielded by the golf-ball testing machine Iron Byron, forsooth for eternity. Now thall shalt do unto others as thou wouldst have them do unto you. And from the Illustrated Bible, Iron Byron itself (himself?) http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s.../ironbyron.jpg |
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someone pull up the quote where Joseph cums in mary's face. which one is that again?
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passaman i actually think you are mistaken here. the last line of the quoted post is from the bible, the amended part of the pulp fiction quote is not.
ezekiel 25:17 kjv "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them." |
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passaman i actually think you are mistaken here. the last line of the quoted post is from the bible, the amended part of the pulp fiction quote is not. ezekiel 25:17 kjv "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them." [/ QUOTE ] I'm well aware....see my post above. |
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someone pull up the quote where Joseph cums in mary's face. which one is that again? [/ QUOTE ] some of it got in her hair and some of it dripped down onto her neck and tittes. joseph make like cannon. |
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