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And boz, for that little comment on results vs maintainability may you be sentenced to a week of digging through disorganized, uncommented code trying to find a bug (I made the sentence relatively short because I like you).

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OS, I've totally served my time, including having to wade through ~50,000 lines of C produced by a de-compiler because my new boss accidentally wiped his source tree and all three of his backups were corrupted. (Needless to say, he told me of this little task AFTER I'd accepted the job. Needless to say, part deux, he wasn't a very good coder to begin with.)

Also, you're all a bunch of nits. Who gives a crap about code maintainability for a script written by an end-user that, as you correctly point out, could easily be replaced with a "find" command (and would be, by the first person besides the writer to look at it)? Buzz was just writing something to try to learn to write something, stop crapping all over him.

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qft tylers qft. seriously.

Or you could drive like all the impatient jackasses that drive on the roads where I live when it rains.....which is exactly the same as when it isnt raining (ie about 0.5-1sec behind the car in front) which inevitably results in lots of accidents. stoopid jackasses. Of course, I live in the dryest state in the driest continent (well thats the saying so dont ask me to back it up with statistics cos i wont) and we are in the middle of a water shortage so it basically doesnt rain here anymore.

tl;dr version: move to australia (not victoria or tasmania though) then drive like a maniac any time you want.

im tempted to throw in a few more trolling comments such as "get your wife to show you how to drive" etc etc but I wont [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

seriously, it just sounds like a confidence thing and I Think youve just got to work through it by getting out tehre in a low stress raining environment and practicing. Also do they have specialist driver training centres where u live? Downunder you can pay a few hundy to go practice wet weather driving on a skid pan in a defensive driving course.

gogogo (slowly)

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qft tylers qft. seriously.

Or you could drive like all the impatient jackasses that drive on the roads where I live when it rains.....which is exactly the same as when it isnt raining (ie about 0.5-1sec behind the car in front) which inevitably results in lots of accidents. stoopid jackasses. Of course, I live in the dryest state in the driest continent (well thats the saying so dont ask me to back it up with statistics cos i wont) and we are in the middle of a water shortage so it basically doesnt rain here anymore.

tl;dr version: move to new jersey (it's closer) then drive like a maniac any time you want.

im tempted to throw in a few more trolling comments such as "get your wife to show you how to drive" etc etc but I wont [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

seriously, it just sounds like a confidence thing and I Think youve just got to work through it by getting out tehre in a low stress raining environment and practicing. Also do they have specialist driver training centres where u live? Downunder you can pay a few hundy to go practice wet weather driving on a skid pan in a defensive driving course.

gogogo (slowly)

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fyp

brake before the corner, roll through the middle, and accelerate (smoothly, if it's raining) out of it. i love to drive fast (was doing 115 the other night) and slowing down when it's raining is no problem. you can do it!

goddamnit kerowo: you made me type "break" instead of "brake".

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Dr. Matt, best thing ever to do, is go do a "defensive driving" course.

When I was in high-school they offered these to all senior students (aussies get their license at 16-17), I'm sure you could find one through your DMV (or whatever it's called). I took one that was an hour a week over a few weeks.

It was sweet, they just get you to do stupid [censored] in a car e.g. weave through a set of cones as fast as you can, burn out competition, hand-breakies, accellerate to 60mp/h then stop as fast as you can. But it's all done on a track or skidpan. Oh, and then they have the "educational" part about why you shuoldn't do all the stuff you just did.

I think you should face your fears, but in a safe way.

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[censored] homonyms

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qft tylers qft. seriously.

Or you could drive like all the impatient jackasses that drive on the roads where I live when it rains.....which is exactly the same as when it isnt raining (ie about 0.5-1sec behind the car in front) which inevitably results in lots of accidents. stoopid jackasses. Of course, I live in the dryest state in the driest continent (well thats the saying so dont ask me to back it up with statistics cos i wont) and we are in the middle of a water shortage so it basically doesnt rain here anymore.

tl;dr version: move to new jersey (it's closer) then drive like a maniac any time you want.

im tempted to throw in a few more trolling comments such as "get your wife to show you how to drive" etc etc but I wont [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

seriously, it just sounds like a confidence thing and I Think youve just got to work through it by getting out tehre in a low stress raining environment and practicing. Also do they have specialist driver training centres where u live? Downunder you can pay a few hundy to go practice wet weather driving on a skid pan in a defensive driving course.

gogogo (slowly)

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fyp

brake before the corner, roll through the middle, and accelerate (smoothly, if it's raining) out of it. i love to drive fast (was doing 115 the other night) and slowing down when it's raining is no problem. you can do it!

goddamnit kerowo: you made me type "break" instead of "brake".

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Funny you should mention 'move to NJ' in your FYP... TOMORROW I'm moving to Princeton, NJ!! (obv brag)

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Snitch-
That sounds like so much fun. I had driver's education in high school and I wasn't old enough to have a license. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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qft tylers qft. seriously.

Or you could drive like all the impatient jackasses that drive on the roads where I live when it rains.....which is exactly the same as when it isnt raining (ie about 0.5-1sec behind the car in front) which inevitably results in lots of accidents. stoopid jackasses. Of course, I live in the dryest state in the driest continent (well thats the saying so dont ask me to back it up with statistics cos i wont) and we are in the middle of a water shortage so it basically doesnt rain here anymore.

tl;dr version: move to new jersey (it's closer) then drive like a maniac any time you want.

im tempted to throw in a few more trolling comments such as "get your wife to show you how to drive" etc etc but I wont [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

seriously, it just sounds like a confidence thing and I Think youve just got to work through it by getting out tehre in a low stress raining environment and practicing. Also do they have specialist driver training centres where u live? Downunder you can pay a few hundy to go practice wet weather driving on a skid pan in a defensive driving course.

gogogo (slowly)

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fyp

brake before the corner, roll through the middle, and accelerate (smoothly, if it's raining) out of it. i love to drive fast (was doing 115 the other night) and slowing down when it's raining is no problem. you can do it!

goddamnit kerowo: you made me type "break" instead of "brake".

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Funny you should mention 'move to NJ' in your FYP... TOMORROW I'm moving to Princeton, NJ!! (obv beat)

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FYP...You're still coming to Jersey!

But welcome, I'm about a half hour away!

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is the girl in your avatar with you?

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I had driver's education in high school and I wasn't old enough to have a license


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Beat. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

We could do ours if we were on our learners permit.

NB: In Aus (well, in queensland at the time I got mine), you can get your learners permit at 16.5yrs of age. This lets you drive anywhere/anytime as long as you have a properly licensed passenger.

Then the minimum age for getting a provisional license is 17yrs. You have to hold a provisional license for 3yrs, then you get a real license.

Restrictions on provisional licenses are things like 0.0 BAC, no passengers after a certain time of night (this is a new one, not sure if it's in effect yet) and you only have something like 3 "points" on your license. You lose points for traffic offenses, a regular license has 12 points.

I'm sure none of your give a [censored] about this. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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is the girl in your avatar with you?

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I don't think Mrs. Dr. Matt would like that. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

(but sadly no anyway)

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Funny you should mention 'move to NJ' in your FYP... TOMORROW I'm moving to Princeton, NJ!! (obv brag)

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Where are you living? Obv I know the town front-to-back.

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I had driver's education in high school and I wasn't old enough to have a license


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Beat. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

We could do ours if we were on our learners permit.

NB: In Aus (well, in queensland at the time I got mine), you can get your learners permit at 16.5yrs of age. This lets you drive anywhere/anytime as long as you have a properly licensed passenger.

Then the minimum age for getting a provisional license is 17yrs. You have to hold a provisional license for 3yrs, then you get a real license.

Restrictions on provisional licenses are things like 0.0 BAC, no passengers after a certain time of night (this is a new one, not sure if it's in effect yet) and you only have something like 3 "points" on your license. You lose points for traffic offenses, a regular license has 12 points.

I'm sure none of your give a [censored] about this. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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agreed, total beat

it was 16 in my state back then. now i think it's either 16.5 or 17. yes i was 15 in 10th grade.

which means:

beat: i was only 21 for 1 semester in college
beat: i was in a crappy college town, everything closed around 8ish and the movie theater wasn't built for people who are 6'3
brag: um, there has to be something good...i did enjoy college
variance: si've been drinking tonight

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LDO

yes my code was especially long for simple task--I stated that. I was most interested in just working on scripting to get used to it and make it do what I want. I have an O'reilly linux pocket book that is like a little dictionary, but does not tell me about code. I seriously think sed is the most insanely [censored] up, but useful tool, and I haven't even hit the tip of the iceberg on sed. Also I don't think like a programmer. A programmer's own wiring is a fundamental issue. I have always been envious of those who can code well, but the reality is that I simply have no time to become proficient at it.

Origami, I really lol'd at your one-liner. You are doing it using timestamp, but what if my dog touches the file? Now it's new again. I wanted to be a purest about taking the filename apart.

Tyler, I'm still not sure what you're talking about--rsync? I don't remember a thread in software?

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well driving at 16.5, legally buying and drinking booze at 18 is a pretty sweet deal. Go Aussies Go.

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For being 21 I don't drink near enough booze as I should. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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well driving at 16.5, legally buying and drinking booze at 18 is a pretty sweet deal. Go Aussies Go.

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Can buy wine and beer in Germany at 16. But can only drive at 18... mhmmm. Don't know which one I prefer.

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For being 21 I don't drink near enough booze as I should. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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It's ok...Wookie and I and the other members of the Institute are here to pick up the slack for you.

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okay, very weird facebook situation.

about two months ago, i finally got a facebook account. i had been dreading this day, but my girlfriend really wanted me to have one (probably so she could let everyone know it was me she was dating, since i'm so balla).

like a month ago, some random chick "friends" me (that's what you call it, right?).

i have no clue who this chick is, but whatever. also, note that i have nothing on my profile, but "liberal," "dinosaur jr.," and "in a relationship with xxxxx xxxxx". so she probably didn't search me through that.

today, she writes three messages on my "wall".

3. and quite possibly the most OBNOXIOUS! haha LOL

2. i wanted to be the first

1. hey john!!! happy [censored] birthday!!!!

her network is charlotte, nc and she has a gmail e-mail address listed. she says that she's davidson '11, but she is not listed in the student directory.

also, i check out her profile and several people have written on her wall, "do i know you?"

what the [censored]?

is this some sort of elaborate ruse?

is this some chick from charlotte who wants as much davidson ass as possible?

aiya!

holla?

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Some people get off on having lots of myspace/facebook friends. It's weird, but don't let it weird you out all that much. Facebook: srs biz.

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but the key is she lists that she goes to dav, but isn't in the directory.

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but the key is she lists that she goes to dav, but isn't in the directory.

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I'm sure it's just some overweight, balding middle-aged guy that wants some Davidson cyber-ass.

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Some people get off on having lots of myspace/facebook friends. It's weird, but don't let it weird you out all that much. Facebook: srs biz.

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I played some 20/40 with the facebook guy (Mark Zuckerberg) a few months ago at Bay101. He wasn't half bad playing poker.

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anyone from london here?

need a restaurant rec near the prince edward theatre (mary poppins tickets for thu, holla).

not too expensive, maybe like £20 per entree?

thanks.

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Got my ticket for next Friday.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...g/image001.jpg

Go Buffs!

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Got my ticket for next Friday.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...g/image001.jpg

Go Buffs!

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lol

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shadow, do you have 'her' on a limited profile? dont want to make u paranoid but identify theft all starts with a few details such as name and DOB. if you dont know her..boot her IMHO.

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ozi are you familiar with facebook?

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maybe [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Going to foxwoods tomorrow, i'll be on 4-8 from about 10 a.m. to late at night. BBB, man of means, anyone else going to be there? I'm 6', 180, short flat-top style hair, receding to look like my 42 years. Hit me with a sup bro if you see me.

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i think some of us might be going in the next few days but not sure if it'll be tomorrow. i'll look for you if i'm there.

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Sova 0.01/0.02 NL. I don't really know what I'm doing, but I read part of Professional NL...

I bought in for 150 BB = $3

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Got my ticket for next Friday.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...g/image001.jpg

Go Buffs!

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ZOMG I get back from the HorseShoe after being mugged and left for dead by a school of fish. I boot up my computer to see if somebody intelligent had said something worthwhile and this is what I find. The world is topsy turvy.

I will take NU even though just because, well because I am not smart.

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Sova 0.01/0.02 NL. I don't really know what I'm doing, but I read part of Professional NL...

I bought in for 150 BB = $3

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Hmmmmm... I worked my way up to $4.21 then the table broke. At Lacadiera now. 150 BB again. If you've got nothing to do, tell me what I'm doing wrong.

AIM: airwong4980

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For being 21 I don't drink near enough booze as I should. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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It's ok...Wookie and I and the other members of the Institute are here to pick up the slack for you.

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Thanks boz, what would I ever do without you? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Sova 0.01/0.02 NL. I don't really know what I'm doing, but I read part of Professional NL...

I bought in for 150 BB = $3

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Hmmmmm... I worked my way up to $4.21 then the table broke. At Lacadiera now. 150 BB again. If you've got nothing to do, tell me what I'm doing wrong.

AIM: airwong4980

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I have no idea what just happened, except that I'm up just over $3 in 83 hands and I once went all-in with the nut straight and freerolling to a flush, and rivered a straight flush. Now whether I played it right is another matter:

PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 8 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $1.63
UTG+1: $1.57
MP1: $4.57
MP2: $2.83
CO: $7.42
Button: $2.15
SB: $3.20
BB: $5.09

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, Button calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.01, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.06) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.04</font>, BB folds, Button calls $0.04.

Turn: ($0.14) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.10</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises to $0.20</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $0.48</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises to $0.76</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $3.14 (all in)</font>, Button calls $1.33 (all in).

River: ($4.31) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: $4.31

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Button shows 9h, 8d (a straight, Five to Nine).
Hero shows 8c, 9c (a straight flush, Five to Nine).
Outcome: Hero wins $4.12.
($0.19 Rake)
</font>

Among the other hands where I'm not sure if I've done things right:

PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 9 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.36
MP1: $2.93
MP2: $2.44
CO: $2.90
Button: $1.05
SB: $0.55
BB: $0.88
UTG: $1.05
UTG+1: $3.03

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $0.08</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.08, CO folds, Button calls $0.08, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.27) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.24</font>, MP2 folds, Button calls $0.24.

Turn: ($0.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $1.34</font>, Button calls $0.73 (all in).

River: ($2.21) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: $2.21

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Button mucks Ts, Kc.
Hero shows Ah, As (two pair, Aces and Sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $2.11.
($0.10 Rake)
</font>

And...

PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $1.49
MP: $1.61
CO: $2.83
Button: $7.44
SB: $5.29
BB: $5.03

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises to $0.06</font>, CO folds, Button folds, Hero calls $0.05, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.13) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP checks.

Turn: ($0.13) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.08</font>, MP calls $0.08.

River: ($0.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">MP bets $0.14</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $0.30

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
MP doesn't show.
Outcome: MP wins $0.30.
($0.00 Rake)
</font>

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So I guess shadow.'s 21 today (PST)? How anticlimactic seeing as he is in Euro...

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LOL NLissofrigginawesomeaments!!!

while waiting for my wife to finish up he shower and stuff...
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2921/100nllolbg8.jpg

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LOL NLissofrigginawesomeaments!!!

while waiting for my wife to finish up he shower and stuff...
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2921/100nllolbg8.jpg

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bitch please. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

tonight was a good night. sometime i swonder why i even try to play poker during the week. it helsp when you get drunk and run super wicked hot when you move up. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]



http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...1/hellyeah.jpg

the last 170 or so where all three limits, just one table of 8/16.

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1. hey john!!! happy [censored] birthday!!!!