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gumpzilla 12-09-2006 08:33 PM

I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
So I was flipping channels last night, and 20/20 was doing a segment on Nigerian scams. Among other things, they showed a heart surgeon who spent several hundred thousand dollars for cleaning "black money" - that is, money that had supposedly been dyed black for smuggling purposes, but in fact was a briefcase of construction paper. Wow.

At one point, though, the host mentioned that these kind of scams have become well commented on in Nigerian pop culture, and then showed a snippet of a Nigerian musical video entitled "I Go Chop Your Dollar," featuring dramatizations of dudes getting scammed.

Here is a link to a Youtube video of the song. Not too many great screen caps, here's one:

http://www.volkskrant.nl/multimedia/...lar_45443a.jpg

About a minute and a half into the video is pretty representative:

"I go chop your dollar
I go take your money ???
419 is ????
You are the loser, I am the winner."

The song is pretty catchy. I've been burning with an urge to start saying this to people at the poker tables.

Imrahil 12-09-2006 08:41 PM

Re: I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
Lol I saw this on 20/20 too, I'll go have a look at the full song.

flipdeadshot22 12-09-2006 08:44 PM

Re: I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
damn, that new kanye joint is HOT

cliff 12-09-2006 08:46 PM

Re: I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
[ QUOTE ]
So I was flipping channels last night, and 20/20 was doing a segment on Nigerian scams. Among other things, they showed a heart surgeon who spent several hundred thousand dollars for cleaning "black money" - that is, money that had supposedly been dyed black for smuggling purposes, but in fact was a briefcase of construction paper. Wow.

At one point, though, the host mentioned that these kind of scams have become well commented on in Nigerian pop culture, and then showed a snippet of a Nigerian musical video entitled "I Go Chop Your Dollar," featuring dramatizations of dudes getting scammed.

Here is a link to a Youtube video of the song. Not too many great screen caps, here's one:

http://www.volkskrant.nl/multimedia/...lar_45443a.jpg

About a minute and a half into the video is pretty representative:

"I go chop your dollar
I go take your money ???
419 is ????
You are the loser, I am the winner."

The song is pretty catchy. I've been burning with an urge to start saying this to people at the poker tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

pretty sure its

"I go chop your dollar
I go make (could be take) your money dissapear
419 is just a game
You are the loser, I am the winner."

I guess 419 is the number of the statute prohibiting financial fraud by misrepresentation in Nigeria

pennpal 12-09-2006 08:56 PM

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I managed to find a 2p2er in the video!


http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2...rdollarga2.png


Hope Sklansky doesn't mine Idi up on his girls

AceCR9 12-09-2006 08:59 PM

Re: I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
wow people are dumb

CaseS87 12-09-2006 08:59 PM

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wrschultz 12-09-2006 09:16 PM

Re: I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
I saw this last night too. My favorite part was the guy in the black construction paper scam who started crying...

My new life goal is to scam a Nigerian scammer.

Georgia Avenue 12-09-2006 09:18 PM

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Not funny. Goodbye douchebag.

ChexNFX 12-09-2006 09:18 PM

Re: I Go Chop Your Dollar
 
[ QUOTE ]
So I was flipping channels last night, and 20/20 was doing a segment on Nigerian scams. Among other things, they showed a heart surgeon who spent several hundred thousand dollars for cleaning "black money" - that is, money that had supposedly been dyed black for smuggling purposes, but in fact was a briefcase of construction paper. Wow.

At one point, though, the host mentioned that these kind of scams have become well commented on in Nigerian pop culture, and then showed a snippet of a Nigerian musical video entitled "I Go Chop Your Dollar," featuring dramatizations of dudes getting scammed.

Here is a link to a Youtube video of the song. Not too many great screen caps, here's one:

http://www.volkskrant.nl/multimedia/...lar_45443a.jpg

About a minute and a half into the video is pretty representative:

"I go chop your dollar
I go take your money ???
419 is ????
You are the loser, I am the winner."

The song is pretty catchy. I've been burning with an urge to start saying this to people at the poker tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

Money in da bank!


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