Beat: Met some Scientologists today
 

I delivered some packages today to the local Sclentology place for the first time. I've driven by there a bunch of times, and I think I even delivered some food (for a different job) to a sauna at a nearby gym one time while a bunch of the Scientolog1sts were in there doing one of their "techs" (lol), but this was my first time going inside the actual Church.

Anyway I've always found Sc/ientology fascinating and a little creepy so I played dumb and asked if I could look at some of the literature while I was there. Quickly one of the guys pounced on me ("Mailmen are dumb" obv). He told me he would give me a "quick breakdown" (lol yeah right...as if they would tell me about thetans and Xenu for free). What he proceeded to tell me was that the FONT of these books is un-IQUE because EACH has its OWN character...Wait a second, I realized; this mofo is hypnotizing me! My god. AND GUESS WHAT, [censored], I LDO HAVE TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER I LEAVE HERE, RATFUCKER. I made a break for it but not before he gave me a bunch more "religious literature" that looked strangely like catalogues full of stuff to buy to take home.

I'm so peeved at them for trying to hypnotize me I think I'm gonna follow ED's suggestion and magazine-bomb 'em, now that I know their address.

Variance: There was one smoking hot chick in there wtf.

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tl;dr. i can, however, confirm that anything involving "Scientology" is a huge beat

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Variance: There was one smoking hot chick in there wtf.

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You have already been sucked in, it was nice knowing you

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Variance: There was one smoking hot chick in there wtf.

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You have already been sucked in, it was nice knowing you

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I have the sudden urge to make weird Scientologist babies to not talk to for the first two weeks of their life with her!

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I walk by one pretty often and I keep wanting to roll in there all stoned but I'm afraid they'll kidnap me. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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tl;dr. i can, however, confirm that anything involving "Scientology" is a huge beat

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orly?


hey op, why do you intentionally misspell scientology like every time you say it?

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tl;dr. i can, however, confirm that anything involving "Scientology" is a huge beat

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orly?


hey op, why do you intentionally misspell scientology like every time you say it?

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Wouldn't wanna risk copyright infringement hehe. Nah it's kind of a joke really, but the fact that they have TRIED to sue ppl for merely using words like "Scientology" just further bolsters what a bunch of tools they are.

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fry me on your grill and feed me to your neighbours!

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tl;dr

did you hold the cans?

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Lol, tufat has scientologists doing thetan test on their little contraptions pretty much right outside his door.