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ChipsAhoya 07-27-2006 08:06 PM

Post cool bbv stuff here.
 
How could you forget:

PWNED (New Buddy)

with Poll

-ChipsAhoya

cnfuzzd 07-27-2006 08:37 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
im not going to keep adding things into the sticky. it takes too much work. so im just going to link this thread in the sticky, and people can put their additions in as they please.

This will also further my goal of bbv being self-regulating, in that anyone can add something here, and all can deride them for their stupidity. Politely, of course.


pjn

Big_Jim 07-28-2006 11:56 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Veganmav eats his food out of the trash - Gildwulf

The John Kane Anthology - Little_Jim

Georgia Avenue 08-04-2006 09:15 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
I think this needs to be official: BASTARD

MooBot3000 08-04-2006 03:20 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
About 1/3 down the page...tpir's 2nd longish post in the thread. From BSFM (before sponger for mod) era.

Tpir is a comic genius

Props to allaboutmyfetti for making me aware of this classic.

ama0330 08-04-2006 03:31 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
[ QUOTE ]
About 1/3 down the page...tpir's 2nd longish post in the thread. From BSFM (before sponger for mod) era.

Tpir is a comic genius

Props to allaboutmyfetti for making me aware of this classic.

[/ QUOTE ]

Awesome.

Gildwulf 08-04-2006 03:33 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
richgambler anthology

Clayton getting owned

bbv official photo



my live donkament tuffish video anthology

grow up pls

Dean pollowns schneids

chodezilla stabs a dude

Donbuttons gets a fancy car

man you could have bought a lot of porn with that

Chingaling makes his entrance to bbv

cts owns with king high

BZ hotornot

msnl invades cardrunners, taylor owns

lloyd crumlish makes his entrance

dynasty's wisdom on donkaments

yves: who likes being rich

jman: stop overplaying pocket pairs

alwaysair's explosive entrance into bbv

pwned thread

origin of veganmav


Also, this has the best one-liner bbv has ever known:

wot the hail is a hail tipper

Gildwulf 08-04-2006 06:54 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
bumped cause this took me a long time and cnfuzzd hasn't added the content into the sticky yet

Georgia Avenue 08-11-2006 06:52 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Also, wow how could we forget the fabu-ness ezspeerfish2725whatever.


Here's a great Cliffs Notes from the thread...
[ QUOTE ]
OP is an amazing Poker God who wakes up everyday, wins $1000+ playing 20BB/100 poker at NL200, posts his graph here, goes to spear some fish, and makes awesome fish tacos.

People challenge him to play starcraft, lift weights, and show his whole PT database. Nobody believes his 133t skillz at poker.

Multiply by 30+ pages.


[/ QUOTE ]

pon 08-11-2006 07:09 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
the pwned thread is freaking funny.
i laughed out loud several times [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Bubbles 08-11-2006 07:22 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
I love BBV. I really do.

Bubbles 08-11-2006 07:33 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
I almost forgot:

Send Mik1w to NL25: Official Thread

Greenfield 08-11-2006 07:34 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Kings cracked!!

Underrated gem. A true classic.

Georgia Avenue 08-25-2006 04:13 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Recent greatness that was locked: lol crackaments

Nath makes a graph about his fun vegas vacation then some douche acts dumb and nath flies into a rage and wants to play HU but the guy's busto and terrified. Then everyone tries to pull an intervention and right before the true trainwrecking can begin someone named "Ryan Beal" locks it. How this could happen in a forum that PJN mods I don't know.

Georgia Avenue 08-30-2006 11:07 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Possibly the new BBV champ:

Tennis without Rackets=Puzzle without Pants

If this happens it will be the official triumph of BBV over all. If it doesn't...Standard.

Georgia Avenue 09-28-2006 03:11 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Neteller Beat -- Make sure to read the second one once lazy ass fullrake rehosts it.

While we're at this specialedd thread is brilliant: keepplayingwithyourc__toryoudie

Georgia Avenue 10-10-2006 11:26 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
*Official*Dumbest Thread in History of Internet

Matusow takes a beat and BBV goes nth level. Try figuring out who is serious, who is trolling, who is seriously annoyed by the trolling, and who is trolling by pretending to be annoying by the trolling. Head=splode.

DING-DONG YO 10-10-2006 12:55 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Don't forget... BBV's BIRFDAY!

Gildwulf 10-18-2006 09:56 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Here is a new addition to best threads...this thread is incredible

BBV Contest-awesome graphs

Gildwulf 10-20-2006 01:51 PM

Re: Post cool bbv stuff here.
 
add this to best threads: having a wonderful time-cat

yvesaint 10-20-2006 02:01 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
[ QUOTE ]
Recent greatness that was locked: lol crackaments

Nath makes a graph about his fun vegas vacation then some douche acts dumb and nath flies into a rage and wants to play HU but the guy's busto and terrified. Then everyone tries to pull an intervention and right before the true trainwrecking can begin someone named "Ryan Beal" locks it. How this could happen in a forum that PJN mods I don't know.

[/ QUOTE ]

lmao how did i miss this

btw that dragon guy is hilarious - i think he was the first guy we completely ripped on for posting a terrible sng beat

Split Suit 10-20-2006 02:14 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Vegan Mav's Life Bad Beat

Georgia Avenue 10-24-2006 11:25 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
In case anyone forgets that younghov is a psycho a**hole:
10k fite you!

Georgia Avenue 10-26-2006 11:53 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Specialedd Trainwrecks a homegame with a peculiar dress code:
Then the host chimes in...

Five-Star 10-26-2006 12:18 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
We are missing the
1. genesis of Rapt0r christ,
2. at least one HIV busto thread
3. Dean's detective work on AK

Georgia Avenue 11-09-2006 11:20 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
[ QUOTE ]
We are missing the
1. genesis of Rapt0r christ,
2. at least one HIV busto thread
3. Dean's detective work on AK

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL DIY-AMENTZ

Anyway, Big Jim Solves a Mystery is a good example of why he should be the only mod allowed to post in BBV besides PJN and maybe cituanel for the hilarity.

AceCR9 11-09-2006 11:58 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
This is a claasic by Keikiwai in a RichGambler thread:



[ QUOTE ]
Rich,

Use statistsic to extract the max.

It is a 2 tone flop, and with that many villains, you are mathematically guaranteed at least one flush draw. Make use of this knowledge.

For years now, the standard play has been to min bet the flop here. Flush draws like to min-raise semi-bluff min bets. When this inevitable happens, you can min-3bet, and hopefully keep the cycle going. Since these are all min-bets, none of the villains will fold.

If you reverse exploit the timer run-down tell, you can min-bet all the way to all-in and stack everyone.

GL dude. Sometimes in NL the correct answer is counter intuitive, but logical, nonetheless.

[/ QUOTE ]

HeroInBlack 11-09-2006 12:02 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
The other day someone mentioned a hilarious thread about "card rooms dealing bad beats to black players." I searched every way I could think of and never found it. Can anyone help?

Georgia Avenue 11-16-2006 02:54 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
[ QUOTE ]
The other day someone mentioned a hilarious thread about "card rooms dealing bad beats to black players." I searched every way I could think of and never found it. Can anyone help?

[/ QUOTE ]

I have no idea about this, I never read it and it sounds rascist lol.

I cant believe we overlooked this classic gemstone of fire:
But how much did you lose?

Georgia Avenue 11-24-2006 12:32 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Wayward politico Iron81 does something nice for bbv in this thread: 1/2 is bad for the heart with this post...

I think we have a new complainament champ.


[ QUOTE ]
As a service to BBV, I have dug up a compilation of the Best of FGators. I could have bumped all of these like the "Duh, I have the nuts" thread, but I don't think that would go over too well.

Puke with Aces, how does he call flop bet?
Apology, Wanted to say thanks
I run bad, yet I run good
Gotta love tournaments
I need to learn the game
DUH I have a set I have the nuts!
Is this sufficient?
BReathe strech shake let it go
ILL SHOVE you =EV
( might be the best poker player in the world
Why do I pay off the river so much?

[/ QUOTE ]

nath 11-24-2006 04:56 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Recent greatness that was locked: lol crackaments

Nath makes a graph about his fun vegas vacation then some douche acts dumb and nath flies into a rage and wants to play HU but the guy's busto and terrified. Then everyone tries to pull an intervention and right before the true trainwrecking can begin someone named "Ryan Beal" locks it. How this could happen in a forum that PJN mods I don't know.

[/ QUOTE ]

lmao how did i miss this

btw that dragon guy is hilarious - i think he was the first guy we completely ripped on for posting a terrible sng beat

[/ QUOTE ]

i dunno how you missed this, this is my favorite thing i've ever done in BBV. it turns into such a bizarre trainwreck of a thread.

and i think that dragon guy is still around as "Poisoned"; at least, they have the same whininess and hatred of life in their posting

Spechel EDD 11-24-2006 06:20 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
[ QUOTE ]
Specialedd Trainwrecks a homegame with a peculiar dress code:
Then the host chimes in...

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahaha i actually keep getting invites for it still [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Hattifnatt 11-24-2006 06:35 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Stycky plz

Georgia Avenue 12-15-2006 05:59 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
RIP DAN BIGHTS:

Living The Dream

Georgia Avenue 12-28-2006 01:31 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
RIP FULL RAKE, YA SCUMMY SCAMMING CHOWMEOW:

Day In da Life

BBV is dead...Long Live BBV.

5k Post yo?

bearcats54 01-27-2007 02:56 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
can somebody find the part 1 of the usc home game thread? that was great.

edit:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1

holdme 01-27-2007 02:59 AM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
The brilliance of Daniel.No2 i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

Georgia Avenue 02-26-2007 04:54 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
Couple recent ones:
Ship it, holler, own self
Free Play Chips Click Here!
Someone wanna collect the MS Paint wars and post them here before we forget em? I'm actually working a little today.

RedJoker 02-26-2007 05:39 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
I've got links to all the MS Paint Wars and Warm Up threads and will put them up when we've finished the final.

Georgia Avenue 02-26-2007 09:28 PM

Re: Hey cnfuzzd/georgia
 
joker, awesome.

Chow meow: here


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