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EMc 08-15-2007 05:25 PM

LOL Apartaments
 
Background:

My tenant is a nasty ugly troll, I mean literal troll. Twin sister of:

http://www.starman-imaging.com/mar05/batretn1320a.jpg

Anyway, she works for NYS Mental Hospitals, and somehow, got fired. According to my mom, also an employee, its takes gross incompetence above and beyond the call of duty to get fired. Probably easier to win the lotto.

SInce she has lost her job, she needs to move out by the end of the month since well, she cant pay rent. We go downstairs today, and see the following:

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9...amenmtsxs6.jpg

LOL WTF. My mom and I decide to RPS to see who has to throw the diaper thing out. Yes, she is a 55 year old woman who wears diapers. And the thing is full, the apt a mess and smells. I lose, so I throw the thing in 3 garbage bags, run it to the curb, and am about to go throw it in the lake a la Homer Simpson.

Oki-Oki 08-15-2007 06:04 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
Beat, that is damm nasty

BuckyK 08-15-2007 06:14 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
What does she do with the printer by the couch?

And what the hell is the green stuff on the carpet?

At least she doesn't use the couch to wipe her ass.

Lurker. 08-15-2007 06:29 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
was you saying that you worked at mcdonalds in your last thread some sort of weird inside joke?

Dids 08-15-2007 06:33 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
I think the correct spelling is apartamentaments.

EMc 08-15-2007 06:35 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
lurker,

No, Im a manager at a McDonalds. Gambling is not a profession according to the mother, and I still need to live at home.

Dids,

Correction noted.

Bucky,

Green lines are the stench.

Lurker. 08-15-2007 06:38 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
[ QUOTE ]
lurker,

No, Im a manager at a McDonalds. Gambling is not a profession according to the mother, and I still need to live at home.



[/ QUOTE ]
ahk. ever been fired in teh hole?

KSOT 08-15-2007 06:38 PM

Re: LOL Apartaments
 
Never lease to Danny Devito, check.


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