Sat in the front row last night of the Phillies/Nats baseball game
 

Brag – Went to the Nationals/Phillies game last night and sat in the first row behind the dugout
Variance – It was a Nationals game at RFK
Brag – Put my feet and beer on top of the dugout
Beat – Security repeatedly yelled at me and told me to take my beer and feet off the dugout
Brag – Caught a game-used ball Ryan Howard tossed into the stands after the Phillies turned an inning ending double play
Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number
Variance – She looked like she was 16

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Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number


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Why not?

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Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number


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Why not?

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He has no game, LDO.

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Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number


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Why not?

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He has no game, LDO.

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Well I didn't earn my custom title for having no game LDO. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I think she was still in high school - I am 26. This is a problem.

Nevertheless, she was running around all game long and I didn't have a lot of opportunities to ask her for her number. I just missed out on it - ah well.

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Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number


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Why not?

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He has no game, LDO.

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Well I didn't earn my custom title for having no game LDO. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I think she was still in high school - I am 26. This is a problem.

Nevertheless, she was running around all game long and I didn't have a lot of opportunities to ask her for her number. I just missed out on it - ah well.

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There might have been an opportunity, oh, I don't know, WHEN SHE CAME OVER TO GIVE YOU A FREE T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!





Excuse me. I'm old and bitter and high school girls don't flirt with me as much as they used to.

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Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number


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Why not?

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He has no game, LDO.

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Well I didn't earn my custom title for having no game LDO. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I think she was still in high school - I am 26. This is a problem.

Nevertheless, she was running around all game long and I didn't have a lot of opportunities to ask her for her number. I just missed out on it - ah well.

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There might have been an opportunity, oh, I don't know, WHEN SHE CAME OVER TO GIVE YOU A FREE T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!





Excuse me. I'm old and bitter and high school girls don't flirt with me as much as they used to.

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I didn't say I had zero oportunities - I just said I didn't have a large window. It was really quick and I messed it up by not asking - There are always more women around [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Variance – It was a Nationals game at RFK


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