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07-14-2007 02:52 PM

beat
 
pulled over for running a yellow light by scumbag cop who writes me ticket

i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave

a minute later hes up my ass with his lights as im turning into my home street. he tells me take keys out and give him liscence/reg/insurance again which i do and starts yelling at me blah blah blah

threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go.

die in a grease fire burardi

DaCooler 07-14-2007 02:56 PM

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show him your PT stats, that'll really piss him off and his 40k a year to get back at all the people that made fun of him in high school

BowToYourSensei 07-14-2007 02:57 PM

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die in a grease fire burardi

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T3rminator4 07-14-2007 03:00 PM

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Conte 07-14-2007 03:01 PM

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cops are such dbags.

DannyOcean_ 07-14-2007 03:04 PM

Re: beat
 
When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.

8Adam8 07-14-2007 03:05 PM

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From what i've heard, you drive like an old woman nit

this story is likely fabricated

DonovanMD 07-14-2007 03:06 PM

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When i was a kid I wanted to be a cop. I have grown out of this view steadily.

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NoMeansYes_ 07-14-2007 03:06 PM

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You should of just shouted DO YOU KNOW WHO THE [censored] I AM???? DO YOU??

jsnipes28 07-14-2007 03:06 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
cops are such dbags.

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