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chopsticks 10-27-2007 04:07 PM

BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
Okay guys, I'm gonna be the next big thing. Last month I tried different play styles in full table unlimited and potlimited holdem and while I moved into lagtardish style at PL25 I was totally dominating the whole game. No one could stand against mr. chopsticks, the next big thing. First 3-4k hands I felt like I'm being an idiot but after getting used to playing every decent hand ultimately aggressively and every draw like a made monster hand I got into it. Lol how weak players are at these stakes, they probably thought I was dealt aces every time I raised. I 8-tabled 1-2 hour per day last month and heres my graph:

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/f..._graphzplz.jpg

As you can see I'm the greatest and could turn into a pro at these stakes already. I'm gonna be the next big thing.

BRAG: could do easily over $20 per hour at PL25 in the long run and probably 100 buyins in one month
BRAG: the next big thing
BEAT: I BEAT U IN PL25 BITCH!
VARIANCE: little, if none, variance in PL25, did a negative net month in NL100 though

Any ideas, what should I try next? Poker is boring anyways so missions like these are fun to do imo. My last mission was to make a $100 profit at pokerrooms $1+$0.20 turbo sng's. That was fairly easily done in no time but no stats of it sorry. I'm not a high or even middle stakes player so I'm not gonna try to grind $100k in one month, but I'm still the next big thing.

http://www.pathguy.com/dolph-mg.jpg

Discuss.

T-God 10-27-2007 04:08 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
What is the current big thing?

chopsticks 10-27-2007 04:09 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
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What is the current big thing?

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Chris Moneymaker imo.

CaryDarling 10-27-2007 04:18 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
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What is the current big thing?

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Chris Moneymaker imo.

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lady maverick IMO

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lady maverick IMO

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QFT

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calling aggressively

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FYP

doubLe a tom 10-27-2007 04:19 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
http://www.pathguy.com/dolph-mg.jpg

Random fact: Dolph Lundgren is a legit genius. IQ said to be around 160.

chopsticks 10-27-2007 04:36 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
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http://images.musicclub.it/foto/iv/b...go.tif.big.jpg

Random fact: Dolph Lundgren is a legit genius. IQ said to be around 160.

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LDO. That's why hes in my post, one of my homies obv holla.

chopsticks 10-27-2007 04:39 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
Can I have my title as "the next big thing" and if not then why not?

doubLe a tom 10-27-2007 04:45 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
[ QUOTE ]
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http://images.musicclub.it/foto/iv/b...go.tif.big.jpg

Random fact: Dolph Lundgren is a legit genius. IQ said to be around 160.

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LDO. That's why hes in my post, one of my homies obv holla.

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He is currently contemplating quantum physics in this photo imo.

KhalynYohrk 10-27-2007 04:48 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxftOMp1Le0

chopsticks 10-27-2007 04:49 PM

Re: BRAG: i dominate microstakes like a [censored]
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxftOMp1Le0

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Best link in this thread so far.


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