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fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:19 AM

HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
the wife wanted to watch her shows tonight, so i parked myself with the laptop in front of the TV to watch the steelers game.

decided to try one of these limidonk minbuy quests. started at 10-20 with $100.

double up the first hand:


Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls $40 (All-In), SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ts Qs (one pair, threes).
Hero has Kd 5d (two pair, fives and threes).
Button has (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font>

nh dude.


sweet bluff!:

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (3.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (2.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: (2.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 3.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Th 7h (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 3.75 BB. </font>

missed some value here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Jd 4c (two pair, jacks and eights).
Hero has Jc As (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font>


so i turned that $100 into $369. i sit out next blinds and move to 30-60 since i now have more than $300.

i sit down at a 3 handed 30-60 table. i win my first hand when utg limps folded to me in bb i raise AQ he calls. flop A23r i bet he folds.

i fold a couple hands and then this hand happens:

Party Poker 30/60 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

River: (11 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kc Jd (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has 7s 7h (two pair, eights and sevens).
SB has 9c 9s (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB. </font>
i leave that table two hands later and have $1017 to take to the 100-200 games. gamboooool!


aim convo while waiting for seat to open:

chuddo: i think you ashould play 50-1
chuddo: that way 10 bb
chuddo: instead of 5
chuddo: meaning can lose a hand and not be BUSTO
fsuplaya: lose a hand?
fsuplaya: bahhahahah

after waiting on the lists for 10 mins and recruiting some top notch 2p2 minds to sweat me, i got seated on a 6 max 100-200 game. guy to my left had 12k. i bought in for $1017.39. game on.

i get a walk the first hand with K9,
they must have gotten wind of my skillz.
next hand i fold 92o in sb. next hand:

Party Poker 100/200 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (8.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5h Ac (one pair, twos).
Hero has Kc As (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB. </font>


hahahahahah man limit players are so bad.

i folded the rest of my hands, talked some [censored] and left the table just as the steelers closed the deal on the game.

total stats: 27 hands, +1926.

gg limidonks!

$3k in FREE MONIEZZZZZ TONIGHT.



here is graph and PT shot.

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...idonkgraph.jpg[/image]

Dan BRIGHT 09-08-2006 12:21 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Shakira video?

Claunchy 09-08-2006 12:22 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Shakira = beat.

Dammit too slow.

Spechel EDD 09-08-2006 12:23 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
shakira - dont bother

lol

Schneids 09-08-2006 12:24 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Ish, stick to NL.

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:24 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
WHOAAAAAAAA

guys, seriously, have u seen that video? its the sexiest thing ever.

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:24 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
less hijacking, more fsuplayer is great stuff plz.

Schneids 09-08-2006 12:25 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
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less hijacking, more fsuplayer is great stuff plz.

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My statement wasn't a compliment [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

J. Sawyer 09-08-2006 12:26 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
POSER!

yvesaint 09-08-2006 12:27 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
MrsFSUPlayer - dont bother

is better

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:27 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
hhahaah, u sneaked your post in there before mine. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

baronzeus 09-08-2006 12:28 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
now you are the best at no limit AND limit. WHAT NEXT???? PLO? LO8? UNO?

J. Sawyer 09-08-2006 12:29 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
[ QUOTE ]
POSER!

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fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:30 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
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now you are the best at no limit AND limit. WHAT NEXT???? PLO? LO8? UNO?

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which of those u playing next? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

baronzeus 09-08-2006 12:31 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
CHEAP SHOT 500K LHE FREEZEOUT?

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:32 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
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POSER!

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well, at least u have your avatar going for you!

J. Sawyer 09-08-2006 12:33 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
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POSER!

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well, at least u have your avatar going for you!

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why you have to hate

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:33 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
we'll play that immediately after the NL FREEZEOUT 4 UR LIFE!!

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:34 AM

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POSER!

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well, at least u have your avatar going for you!

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why you have to hate

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sry, i thought u were hatin?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

J. Sawyer 09-08-2006 12:35 AM

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POSER!

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well, at least u have your avatar going for you!

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why you have to hate

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sry, i thought u were hatin?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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no way! should have been followed w/ a :P

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:36 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
those things can be crucial!

Schneids 09-08-2006 12:38 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
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POSER!

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well, at least u have your avatar going for you!

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why you have to hate

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sry, i thought u were hatin?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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no way! should have been followed w/ a :P

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Notice fsu and i did not [censored] up our emoticons to eachother; we know there's still [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] even though he does suck at lhe

baronzeus 09-08-2006 12:40 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
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POSER!

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well, at least u have your avatar going for you!

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why you have to hate

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sry, i thought u were hatin?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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no way! should have been followed w/ a :P

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Notice fsu and i did not [censored] up our emoticons to eachother; we know there's still [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] even though he does suck at lhe

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i think he is better than you

ROADHEAD 09-08-2006 12:42 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
why does this never happen to me when i try these things

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:42 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
schneids told me early that he thinks your PLO game &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; your LHE game [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

baronzeus 09-08-2006 12:53 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
he is just jealous that i (literally) make 5x as money as him in LHE (and NL too if he knew how to play)

SEABEAST 09-08-2006 01:28 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
[ QUOTE ]
i get a walk the first hand with K9,
they must have gotten wind of my skillz.

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] vvnhs

cardsharkk04 09-08-2006 02:12 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
LIMIT IS EZ

3000 hands = +50k woot

KingNeo 09-08-2006 02:59 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
A few Adriana Lima avatars in this thread.

Adriana Lima &gt;&gt;&gt; NLHE &gt;&gt;&gt; LHE &gt;&gt;&gt; fsuplayer at any poker.

theBruiser500 09-08-2006 03:16 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
http://www.muvids.com/shakira_videos/hips_dont_lie.html

wow. in bolivia this was one of the most popular songs, and definitly the most popular music video, saw it many times most days

Parlay Slow 09-08-2006 03:33 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Brusier thank you very much for the link, I had not heard this song yet!

inferno 09-08-2006 04:55 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Hero calls $40 (All-In) HOW COME YOU WERE ALLIN ???? DIDNT BUY IN ENOUGH?

[censored] YEAH

kickpushcoast 09-08-2006 05:10 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
how can any of you hate on a shakira video when im sure half of you listen to that crybaby emo bulls**t

Dale Dough 09-08-2006 02:17 PM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
[ QUOTE ]
fsuplaya: lose a hand?
fsuplaya: bahhahahah


[/ QUOTE ]

Awesome.

Justin A 09-08-2006 03:52 PM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
I just did this and got from 2/4 to 30/60. But then I got BUSTO'D by BicycleKick.


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