The Definitive TV Poker Drinking Game
 

First, I have to admit that this idea isn't completely original. Someone suggested having a drinking game about a player whom I can't remember. But there isn't a topic dedicated to this, and I think that this deserves its own thread.

Now, most of you probably know what TV drinking games are. "Take one shot when Homer says 'D'oh!'", "Take one shot when Stewey says 'Victor is mine!'", etc.

But poker players are just are predictable as TV characters -- often even more so. Here are a few possible examples for a poker drinking game:

*** Take one shot if Sam Farha says "Raisy Daisy."

*** Take one shot if Norman Chad says "Whamboozled!"

*** Take one shot if Mike Matusow (and only Mike) laughs at his own joke. Take two shots if Mike playfully touches someone while making the joke.

*** Take one shot if Daniel Negreanu says exactly what his opponent is holding.

*** Take one shot if Phil Laak says something incoherent.

*** Take one shot if Phil Hellmuth mentions how many bracelets he has won.

*** Take one shot if AA is matched up against KK. Take two shots if one player ends up going all-in. Take three shots if another pocket pair is involved.

I'm not going to try to make the whole list myself. I'll leave that in your able hands. What would be some good drinking game rules for any TV poker show?

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Pretty good game u got there, what are the best strategies iyo ?

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Dangerous game....If you play take a shot every time Antonio says 'doctor X' or Jamie Gold acts like a douche, you'll end up in A+E getting your stomach pumped.

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take a shot every time Harman twitchs her nose.

take 5 shots every time AJ says, cool million.

take a shot every time someone asks for insurance.

take a shot every time Laak over bets the pot.

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Oh my god, I was so gonna have Mr_Mxyztplk as my name here...I decided against it, Kudos on the correct spelling.

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This is not a game. It's a death sentence. Even just with Sammy Farha, Norman Chad, and Phil Laak, you're talking alcohol poisoning.

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*** Take one shot if Mike Matusow (and only Mike) laughs at his own joke. Take two shots if Mike playfully touches someone while making the joke.

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I think you would need to water down the alcohol if you want to survive this game!

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obvious add: take one shot every time antonio esfandiari loves america

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8 shots if Farha folds PF

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The Harman twitch woud be enough.