brag (imho): grimmed a street race
 

i was driving to go work out and noticed a cop hiding in the bushes on the other side of the street, about 3 blocks down i realized i forgot my wallet so i turn around and head back to the house.

the last stoplight before the cop just turns red and i pull to the intersection and stop. my window's down when i hear this guy yell at me "EY BITCH!"

i turn to my left and recognize this guy who i don't know by name but have come across at a few parties. friend of a friend. a real douche. arrogant clown with no game whatsoever. kinda like (EM2)^30.

anyway he starts revving his engine challenging me to a race. he's driving a mitsubishi eclipse. i have a toyota camry. i have no chance obviously. i don't accept till he yells back "YOU GONNA RACE YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH?!" it's then that i remember there's a cop about 200 yards ahead, so i rev back at him and it's on.

light turns green.

i don't move, he absolutely guns it.

i'm going the speed limit, and he's probably goin 50-60 mph.

he goes into my lane and turns on the hazard lights to signify that he won. pretty much just as he does that the cop pulls out of teh bushes and turns on his siren. oh you won alright, bitch. he gets pulled over.

i keep driving and as i pass by i see him repeatedly pounding his steering wheel. i laugh.

who knew douchebaggery could feel so good?

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if you were driving a lambo would you have blown by him and outrun the cops just to show how badass you are?

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yes

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eclipses are not fast at all fwiw. but that is pretty hilarious. nh sir.

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I must say this is one of the better post ive read in BBV. Very nice.

Please tell me you honked and waved when you drove by?

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A+

but he go'n beat you like a drum when he sees you next. bulletproof that Camry

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vid or it never happened

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