Beat:help me
 

I'm alone wandering the streets of brooklyn posting on my iPhone. Please help me...I'm completely homeless at the moment.

Re: Beat:help me
 

homeless shelter FTW!!!!!!

Re: Beat:help me
 

ive got a spare couch in queens if u really need it..

Re: Beat:help me
 

go get Puffy some cheesecake. hell give u a recording .... contract... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Re: Beat:help me
 

lol

Re: Beat:help me
 

Just give us ur exact location

Re: Beat:help me
 

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I'm alone wandering the streets of brooklyn posting on my iPhone . Please help me... I'm completely homeless at the moment.

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LOL

Re: Beat:help me
 

Update...I wandered into a holiday inn and asked if the had a room. They said no. I ran upstairs anyway hoping to find one. The deskguy is chasing after me. Im hiding behind a couch in the lounge...

Re: Beat:help me
 

1.) sell iphone
2.) get a cheap room
3.) ??? (probably sucking some crack dealers [censored] for mo' moniez)
4.) profit (kinda)


edit: just get a [censored] cab and stay at the hilton imo

Re: Beat:help me
 

how do you have no money?

Re: Beat:help me
 

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LOL

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what a ridiculous situation

Re: Beat:help me
 

I went to three hotels in manhattan first and offererd 500 dollars for a bed...no vacancy...not evevn in Brooklyn...[censored] [censored] [censored] I'm hiding on floor of holiday inn Brooklyn WTF

Re: Beat:help me
 

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I went to three hotels in manhattan first and offererd 500 dollars for a bed...no vacancy...not evevn in Brooklyn...[censored] [censored] [censored] I'm hiding on floor of holiday inn Brooklyn WTF

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so you already look like a bum?

Re: Beat:help me
 

no i look like a wasted 22 yr old dude

Re: Beat:help me
 

What neighborhood in BK are you in? If you don't know, what's the address?

Re: Beat:help me
 

I think I'm on like 4th and metropolitan...I just tried to buy some beer at a bnp. Gas station but they wouldn't let me so I bought 5 slim jims instead

Re: Beat:help me
 

find a window leading to a kids bedroom and sleep under the bed imo, if they find you pretend to be the boogie man, that should give you your time for a speedy escape

Re: Beat:help me
 

You're not going to find a good hotel around there. Places in Williamsburg close a lot earlier than in Manhattan so you may have a tough time finding stores or bars to stay warm in. I can think of two places that are open 24-7. Sunac is a grocery store right near the intersection of Metropolitan and Union Ave, just walk away from Manhattan on Metropolitan (underneath the highway) and it's right there. There's also a diner at that corner that's open 24-7. Sleep in a booth ftw?

Re: Beat:help me
 

Update? and backstory..gl

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Update: I'm alive.

I woke up in a recording studio. Weird...

Re: Beat:help me
 

wow

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lol

Re: Beat:help me
 

1. Confirm credibility of OP
2. ????
3. Sticky plz

Re: Beat:help me
 

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I'm alone wandering the streets of brooklyn posting on my iPhone. Please help me...I'm completely homeless at the moment.

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my house is not of use for you there, but you know was if you were posting in RI

Re: Beat:help me
 

OP is credible

how much moonshine did you drink though?

Re: Beat:help me
 

updates? wtf happened to you man?

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lol, i hope full trip report is forthcoming. i feel we should do a london version.

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http://www.donkeywelfare.com/images/dead_donkey.jpg

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http://www.donkeywelfare.com/images/dead_donkey.jpg

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lmfao

Re: Beat:help me
 

lol @ iphone

beat: you have at&t
beat: you dont have verizon
beat: you have the iphone
beat: you dont have the LG voyager
beat: you're on the east coast

brag: if you sell your iphone you'll have enough $ to buy nice gun to point at your ear

Re: Beat:help me
 

you dartmouth kids are weird.

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lol @ iphone

beat: you have at&t
beat: you dont have verizon
beat: you have the iphone
beat: you dont have the LG voyager
beat: you're on the east coast


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HAHAHAHAHA YEAH TAKE THAT MOONSHINE

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lol @ iphone

beat: you have at&t
beat: you dont have verizon
beat: you have the iphone
beat: you dont have the LG voyager
beat: you're on the east coast


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HAHAHAHAHA YEAH TAKE THAT MOONSHINE

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haha i cant believe this thread is still alive

oh wow look at that i did get served [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]