Table talk or aquarium tap?
 

2/5 NL, in LA.
Moron is 400 behind and UTG.
I'm about 3k behind and on the button.

Moron makes it 25 to go. All fold to me and I call with AJ.
Blinds fold.

Flop is xJx.
UTG bets pot. I call cause I'm tricky.
Turn is x.
UTG bets about 150. I put him in. He tanks.

Me: come on bud, you can't call that.
Moron: whatya got?
Me: AQ obv.
Moron: That's what I thought. He calls.
River is a brick and Moron tables...wait for it...AQ.
I show and start laughing or something like that.
Moron: (shouting) You fxcking lied to me! I'm gonna kick your ass. Parking lot right now!
Me: lololololololololololo....
Table: lololololololoooo.
Floorman: Mr Moron. You have to leave.

So, assuming that he woulda reloaded did I cost myself money or was I creating a nit? Or, I was just being a jerk?

Re: Table talk or aquarium tap?
 

Weak Brag Post

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Funnier if you got beat after.

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[x] Or, was I just being a dick?

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[x] Or, was I just being a dick?

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you are (a) and idiot and (b) play bad.

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Neither Table Talk or tapping, you are just a jerk off. Keep practicing those internet manners in a live game, see how long before someone taps your jaw. I would almost rather deal with the raids and the robberies in NYC that this type of nonsense, at least I know I play with grown men who have at least an ounce of class.

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Nothing wrong with this at all, it's up to the other player to determine whether or not to believe your statement. The guy believed a random opponent and then called in the hopes of chopping, how is the OP the moron?

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The key thing about telling poker stories that make you look good is that... well, they have to make you look good.

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Nothing wrong with this at all, it's up to the other player
to determine whether or not to believe your statement.,
how is the OP the moron?

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Lying about the hand was fine.

Slowrolling then laughing was the moron move.