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Another bump because it deserves it.

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Awesome. The OP definately has vote for first ballot the troll hall of fame.

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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Apparently, you're supposed to send a box of Hitler Oats to Father Colonial Writhe? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I know Myrtle, and she is still very concerned as to the whereabouts of her carborundum. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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This should be a sticky

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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You have to be antisemetic.

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The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey

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OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.

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Thank you, thank you. I felt it was worth bumping again.

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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

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I would imagine so, yes. I hope you aren't jewish.