Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

WHAT THE [censored] PPL ALWAYS ARE SHOVING WHEN I HAVE LIKE THE [censored] SECOND NUTS AND [censored] AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE IT WTF LET ME GET OFF CHEAP FOR ONCE GOD DAMNIT TWO HANDS IN A ROW FUCKIDY DICK BALLS


Hand 1 NATURALLY RIVER WILL BE A KING [censored] ASS AND IM STILL GOOD ENOUGH TO FOLD IT BUT SERIOUSLY WHYYYYY WTFFF

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($3.24)
Hero ($9.55)
SB ($3.38)
BB ($2.50)
UTG ($6.88)
MP ($6.37)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.1</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $0.08, CO calls $0.08.

Flop: ($0.33) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.25</font>, MP calls $0.25, CO folds.

Turn: ($0.83) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.7</font>, MP calls $0.70.

River: ($2.23) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $5.28</font>, Hero folds.


Hand 2 [censored] YOU [censored] [censored]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($2.30)
Hero ($9.07)
SB ($4.98)
BB ($3.01)
UTG ($6.81)
MP ($6.74)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.02, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $0.04</font>, CO calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, SB calls $0.03, BB calls $0.02, UTG calls $0.02.

Flop: ($0.24) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $0.02</font>, CO calls $0.02, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.22</font>, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $0.62</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, Hero checks.

River: ($1.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $6.08 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $6.08.

Final Pot: $13.66

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has Jh Jc (four of a kind, jacks).
Hero has As Qc (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP wins $13.66. </font>

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Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

wow

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

WOW IS RIGHT I WISH I HAD A CAT SO I COULD KICK THAT THING AND OR PUT IT IN A MICROWAVE

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

fuckidy dick balls doesn't get filtered?

edit: confirmed.

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

[x] FUCKIDY DICK BALLS

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

lol nice [ QUOTE ]
Loc: selling play monies for bankro...

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Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

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lol nice [ QUOTE ]
Loc: selling play monies for bankro...

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YEAH I DO IT IM SO BUSTO AND IN AMERICA SO I CANT GET ANY MONIES ON I GET 10 BUCKS PER MILLION THATS WHY THIS [censored] BOTHERS ME SO MUCH [censored] HOW DO U BUILD A BANKROLL WITH THIS [censored] GOING ON

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

settle down you lost 5 bucks

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

I KNOW BUT I LOVE McCHICKENS

Re: Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF
 

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fuckidy dick balls doesn't get filtered?

edit: confirmed.

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Probs get permabanstick just for quoting this but this is amazing imho.