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Texter 07-26-2007 05:20 PM

Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
I'm surprised no one called the clock on Brad Garrett, he must have been talking for at least 15 minutes during this hand. I guess they all want their faces on TV.

He's in a hand with a guy he's referring to as Ted Turner,the flop is Ac8cTh Ted has bet $3k on the turn...and Brad is thiking about calling...then the ESPN cameras show up and he starts talking:

Ted, I have a great hand here...what do you think I should do Harry Potter (kid in glasses next to him), you smell good Harry Potter...like chocolate milk...If I win this hand I'm gonna kiss Ted Turner on the head, then I'm gonna buy everyone at the table massages!

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...%20Ted%201.jpg

Then Ray Romano comes over..."What the hell is going on over here...(note the sweet Ice Age 3 hat)"

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...7%20Romano.jpg

Brad: Ray what should I do...I gotta big draw....
Ray: Fold you idiot...
Brad: OK I call...

Brad then flips his hand over like he's all in not realizing it's only the flop...and shows the Kc8c for the nut flush draw and a pair of 8's. Technically his hand should be dead, but with all the cameras and people Ted agrees to check it down and turns over T8 for two pair. The turn is a blank.

The River brings another club to complete his flush and everyone goes nuts. Then sure enough:

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...icks%20ted.jpg

Then true to his word everyone gets massages. Brad reserves the "sister" for himself because "they know how to work it":

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...20Massages.jpg

Then for some reason, Raymer comes over and asks Brad if him and ray would like to go golfing.

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...d%20Raymer.jpg

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...d%20Romano.jpg

The End.

pokergrader 07-26-2007 05:23 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
A) Flipping over cards doesn't kill the hand, but it should result in a penalty after the hand.

B) The other guy agreeing to check it down is stupid.

C) I played 10/20 at the mirage with brad garrett before, he is a funny guy.

wardkaew 07-26-2007 05:25 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
LOL.. thanks for posting that

Texter 07-26-2007 05:28 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
He had the whole crowd laughing their asses off.

Texter 07-26-2007 05:36 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

Scorcho 07-26-2007 05:42 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
Dammit, Raymer's everywhere.

Popinjay 07-26-2007 05:52 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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Notice how quickly they disappear once Raymer arrives. The Fossilman strikes fear into the heart of every man.

limbo 07-26-2007 06:24 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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i think thats Minh Ly or maybe i cant spot giang

WayAbvPar 07-26-2007 06:36 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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i think thats Minh Ly or maybe i cant spot giang

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Yeah, that is who it looks like to me. Chau might not be visible over the table...he ain't too tall [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

MaxRaises 07-26-2007 06:41 PM

Re: Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 

LOL, very funny. Thanks for posting.


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